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723 faves · 160 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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sheldabest · 1 decade ago
haha the funny thing is witty girlzz dont date !! were anti social xp
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AAAAAAAAA · 1 decade ago
I decided to experiment and make a fake witty as a guy. I got more followers in one day then I have on this account now, and a top quote on the second day I had one with 100 something faves
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♥Je t'aime∞* · 1 decade ago
I'm pretty sure 75% of Witty "Guys" are attention seeking girls -_-
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leahxD · 1 decade ago
COMPLETELY TRUE, THANKS FOR MAKING THIS <3
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
this is horrible just no this is the worst qoute ever next you bringmetheeric's qoutes
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idkimjustsydney · 1 decade ago
I believe most of these,but the one about cancer... you really didn't know hime. He had a girlfriend and everything. It's not cool to say that, at all.
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
She didn't say that this was about FramingMatthew, because as Lorcan commented down there, he was real. But fake guys tend to pretend to have cancer so they can get attention.
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idkimjustsydney · 1 decade ago
I get it now, I just thought it was mostly directed toward framing Matthew bt know I know it isnt.
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The_unknown_SkyBlu · 1 decade ago
lol I made a fake account
got to 30 followers lol
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Lorcan · 1 decade ago
okay so to the people that were commenting sh*t on this, I'm the one who wrote it, i put it on my facebook and brianna asked if she could put it on witty. I'm not saying that i think FramingMatthew was fake because i know for a fact that he is real. a girl in the grade below me moved to my area from Chicago a couple of years ago and she knew Matthew personally, and was apparently still in contact with him. back in January she came into school crying and she told us about how she had a friend her age in Chicago called Matthew and he died of cancer, and he had a gf named Melissa and everything and she told us all about him and yeah. he was real, and when i posted this on facebook it wasn't directed towards him.
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love's a wild thing ♔* · 1 decade ago
So true.

Matthew was an exception though.
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Starcrossed* · 1 decade ago
FramingMathew ? Sorry, but he was actually real. He was special, and meant every single word he said. Even in the hospital with terminal cancer, with mere days to live, he found the strength to write us one last letter. So even if the first four stages of this are true, the fifth is just plain offensive. You probably didn't mean for it to be, but that's how it came off as..
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Harper* · 1 decade ago
true true. the cancer part is sad tho....even if it isent real
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Olisbabe * · 1 decade ago
every stage about this quote is insanely TRUE ... i wish i could fave this 600000x

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dnt4gt2smilehun · 1 decade ago
thats so legit its not even funny
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ukfangirl · 1 decade ago
SO TRUE(-except for #5 because you never know but yeah.....) Looking through the comments it's like LET THE HATE GAMES BEGIN
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NeverBeenKissed · 1 decade ago
hahaha, YES! So true!
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LacedRibbon · 1 decade ago
The smart ones don't get their pictures from tumblr or google. They search their FB friends/ Twitter followers and take their pics and use them as their own and when you google their pictures it's not there. That's why I don't associate with most "boys" here.
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ffforeverr · 1 decade ago
if this is about FramingMatthew, he wasnt fake. this is good except four "stage five."
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isabelhope80 · 1 decade ago
Agreed!
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niamh * · 1 decade ago
FAVE FAVE FAVE FAVE FAVE FAVEx1000000000000000000000000000
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
*grabs popcorn* lets read these comments.
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
Real guys wouldn't be offended by this haha.. This is so true tbh
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