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thecookie1997

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Member Since: 5 Dec 2011 02:30pm

Last Seen: 13 Jul 2014 10:01pm

Location: Ambler, PA

Gender: F

user id: 247210

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Hey Guys, Its Sarah here. I was born November 27, 1997, I'm 14 years old. Follow me, cause i always follow back.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Dont put
your mouse
over this quote
format by fake_a_smile

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 10:10pm UTC

this makes me dizzy

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Come on skinny love,
Just last the year...

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Me: thats what she said
Friend: no, thats what he said
Me:
Friend:
Friend: gay pride

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when
Eminem is eating M&M’s…
Flo-Rida is in Florida…
2 Chainz has two necklaces on…
and
50 Cents has 50cents.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 8:03pm UTC

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That’s common sense leaving your body.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Chi chi chi
CHIA.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Help
I have done it again
I have been here many times before
Hurt myself again today
and the worst part is
there's no one else to blame.
Be my friend.
Hold me.
Wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
and needy
warm me up
and
breathe
me.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 2:00pm UTC

Do you know how much i just want to die.
I wish i could tell you.
someone
anyone.
please

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 8:30am UTC

Make it stop.
Let this end.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 4:01pm UTC

“Make the little things count”
…you want me to teach midgets math?

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 3:52pm UTC

FUN THANKSGIVING FACT:
In Turkish, the bird we call a Turkey is called “Hindi” (“from India”). In India, it’s called “Peru.” In Arabic, the bird is called “Greek chicken”; in Greek it’s called “French chicken”; and in French it’s called “Indian chicken.” The bird is indigenous to none of these places.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 3:41pm UTC

BLACK FRIDAY
Now beginng 8pm Thursday.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 1:42pm UTC

a good quote is something you wouldn't be ashamed of if someone you knew read it.
ashamed of if someone you knew read it.
if someone you knew read it.
someone you knew
someone you knew
someone you knew.
what.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone's bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn't mean you're gonna die
You gotta get up and
Try.
W
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thecookie1997
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 8:10pm UTC

plot twist: She didn't actually say that.

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 5:18pm UTC

I want to cover you in expensive things...
Like gasoline

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 8:22am UTC

They've promised that dreams can come true, but forgot to mention nightmares are dreams too.

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