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dontlickmyhamster

Status: In the middle of a gunfight, in the centre of a restruant...

Member Since: 1 Apr 2011 10:38am

Last Seen: 13 Jul 2014 11:52am

Location: Gryffindor Common Room, Hogwarts

Gender: F

user id: 162120

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About Me

The name's Shannae, I'm 14, British and I light my candles on the 23rd of September. I love Harry Potter, sugary food, Harry Potter, comedy TV panel shows,Harry Potter, Russell Howard, Harry Potter...
Did I mention Harry Potter?
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I listen all types of music really but I love love LOVE(unnecessary capitals much?) My Chemical Romance(the best band ever. PERIOD.), Paramore,Kings of Leon, Kasabian,The
Killers, Florence and the Machine, The Beatles, Panic at The Disco, Oasis, Mumford and Sons,30 Seconds to Mars,Green Day,Coldplay,Radiohead,Fall Out Boy,Breaking Benjamin,Sum 41,Blink 182,Foo Fighters,Evanescence, Queen, Artic Monkeys. Indie, Indie Rock and Alt. Rock and Punk Rock is teh best..x
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I watch Youtube probably more than I should but I love these youtubers, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Charlieissocoollike, dicasp, Jacksgap, OFFICALSamPepper, MarcusButlerTV,PointlessBlog.
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The four men (or five) men that saved my life Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Ray Toro (I still love you Bob Bryar, even if you're not in the band anymore)
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My hobbies include finding funny Harry Potter pictures on Google, dancing, relaxing, watching youtube vids, listening to MCR and going on Witty.
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I have some really amazing friends,
Beth..x (BethPress, follow her she's amazing)
Tiarna..x
Aquella..x
Mani..x
Poppy..x
Charlotte..x
I love Witty Profiles so much it's like my diary but I can relate to other people and they can relate to all the messed up in my mind. It's literally my drug, I feel weird when I don't log on.
So relax, eat cake, be yourself, read quotes.

Shannae..x
P.S : Well this is longer than I expected, how awkward. Anyway, if you read all of that random crap then I love you. Maybe.


 
  1. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 2:57pm EDT
    #Pray for Boston <3.

  2. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:38am EDT
    Happy Birthday Gerard Way!
    Thank you for inspiring me to dream and to be proud of who I am.
    Stay beautiful ,keep it ugly.

  3. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 2:48pm EDT
    I don't understand how people are over this already. I'm still devastated.

  4. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 9:33am EDT
    I won't even be able to listen to My Chem without crying now.

  5. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 2:50pm EST
    If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see,
    You can find out first hand what it's like to be me.

  6. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 1:25pm EST
    This Mikey Way drama is giving me a headache.
    On the bright side Bob Bryar's tweets and Ray's random fro baby :)

  7. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:34pm EST
    Me: *listening to music*
    Mum: *opens my bedroom door*
    Me: *crying* I-it's so beautiful, why do you do this to me?
    Mum: *Backs away slowly*
    Yeah, my mum thinks I'm weird

  8. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:21pm EST
    Stay beautiful,
    Keep it ugly

  9. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 2:18pm EST
    *Watching Harry Potter with my parents*
    Mum: Wait is Neville the ginger one?
    Me: Not that’s Ron
    Dad: Who’s Ron?
    Mum: The one who was dancing by himself.
    Dad: Oh
    Me: That was Neville
    Mum & Dad: Who?
    Me: The awkward one, who turned out really hot
    Mum & Dad: Oh
    Dad: What happened to that Snake guy? Is he dead?
    Me: What Voldemort?
    Dad: No the teacher with the greasy hair.
    Me: Oh you mean Snape. Yeah, he’s dead.
    Mum: But I thought he was with the cat lady?
    Me: What McGonagall? Ew that's nasty
    Dad: McGoogles? Who’s that?
    Mum: The woman who’s also a cat
    Dad: I thought her name was Catnip?
    Me: Katniss. And it’s the wrong fandom anyway
    Mum: What’s a fandom?
    Me: I give up, I’m going to sleep.

  10. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:50pm EST
    So today we put up our Christmas decorations
    , and now my living room looks like the Gryffindor common room.

  11. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:29pm EDT
    Is it hard understanding I'm incomplete?

  12. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:22pm EDT
    *Yesterday*
    Watched Paranormal Activity 1-3: Didn't get scared or jump once
    Watched Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost: Positively shat myself

  13. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 12:45pm EDT
    Normal Girls: Goes to parties, gets drunk, don't get hangovers
    Me: Blows nose too hard and gets headache

  14. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:09pm EDT
    In love with my new profile picture

  15. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 4:40pm EDT
    (.)(.)
    i see eyes.
    What do YOU see?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:28pm EST
    When you were 11 and didn't get your Hogwarts letter,
    99% Accepted that there is no magic or Hogwarts and they are not a witch.
    1% Still think their owl carrying their letter is lost and think "I can't be a muggle!"

  17. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:20pm EST
    What to do in an exam if you're bored and are going to fail anyway
    #8
    Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible
    NMF/NMQ found list on google:)

  18. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:17pm EST
    What to do in an exam if you're bored and are going to fail anyway
    #7
    Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
    NMF/NMQ found list on google:)

  19. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:12pm EST
    What to do in an exam if you're bored and are going to fail anyway
    #6
    15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
    NMF/NMQ found list on google:)

  20. dontlickmyhamster dontlickmyhamster
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 11:37am EST
    What to do in an exam if you're bored and are going to fail anyway
    #5
    Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
    NMF/NMQ found list on google:)

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