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Member Since: 20 Aug 2012 03:21pm

Last Seen: 13 Feb 2015 11:24am

Birthday: March 4

Location: Racine, WI

Gender: F

user id: 326267

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idk i don't use this anymore
  1. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    What
    happened to Witty?
    seriously...what is this sh/ it

  2. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 1:11am UTC
    So I tried
    To give One Direction a chance.
    Then I realised they stole the beginning of 'Summer Nights' in 'WMYB'.
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Nope.
    So done with those cu/nts.
    They. stole. a. song. from. my. favorite. movie.
    DONE.

  3. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Shallow words
    from shallow guys
    Curse pretty girls with tainted eyes.
    Forced to believe their twisted lies,
    In every mirror inside she dies.

  4. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    To everyone saying guns should be banned:
    The 2nd Amendment has as of recently become a huge issue, and the debate is whether or not to ban guns. Instead of writing a long essay, I'm going to make a few statements.
    A: Bad people will always find a way to get guns, whether or not they are banned. It's called the Black Market.
    B: The media covers mass shootings like this so much, it's no wonder to me that these shootings keep occurring. They want fame.
    C: If guns are put in the hands of law-abiding citizens, who have taken safety courses on how to handle these situations, then crimes such as the recent shooting could be stopped much more quickly. Fact: In Switzerland, 1 out of two citizens has a gun, and they have the lowest crime rate in the world.
    The Constitution is still a live document that permits these very real rights that we as Americans can live by. If that right is stripped from us, then the rest of the Constitution could be vulnerable; furthermore, being deemed a dead document.
    Do you understand what will come of that?

  5. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    Happy Birthday
    Tom DeLonge

  6. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 7:01am UTC
    Why
    doesn't anyone like the "xD" face?

  7. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:57am UTC
    I'm an atheist
    and I celebrate
    Christmas.
    lol oops.

  8. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Me: *starts to write 'Biology' on paper*
    Me: *writes 'Batmannn' on accident*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I need to stop using Witty so much...

  9. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 5:39pm UTC
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  10. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    I'm so black i'm almost purple .

  11. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Friendship is
    Two pals munching on a freshly roasted face together.

  12. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Things that make me smile:
    ~Bright blue sky
    ~Breezy meadows in July
    ~Ice cream bars
    ~Steel guitars
    ~The sound of rain
    ~Wearing a hat and cane
    ~Tiffany window panes
    ~Frost on a windowsill
    ~The feel of a dollar bill
    ~Vacationing in Brazil
    ~A strip of lace
    ~A lovely face
    ~The feel of grain
    ~The screams of someone in pain
    ~Blood coming down like rain showering me
    ~The thrill during a final kill
    ~A body dumped in a landfill
    ~Getting off scott free
    ~Eating your brain
    ~Bashing your head in with a cane
    ~Cutting tongues with a knife
    ~Stealing someone's wife
    These things are all so great,
    So tell me about the things you like and let's meet your fate.

  13. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    I keep hearing 9/11 jokes.
    It's just plane wrong.

  14. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    "Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
    "He did it on porpus"
    "Yea, dolphinitely."
    "Oh buoy that was a reely good one!"
    "Haha, you're krilling me!"

  15. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    t(-_-t)

  16. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 1:44am UTC
    Energizer Bunny.
    Arrested and charged with battery.

  17. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 1:39am UTC
    If each day is a gift,
    I would like to know
    where I can return
    Mondays

  18. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 10:39pm UTC
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  19. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    Why do so many
    people get mad when someone posts an opinion that differs from theirs?
    Just because you don't agree doesn't mean you have to make a rude comment.
    I just don't get it.

  20. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Hey there,
    I like your hair.
    Who does your hair?
    I wanna go there.

:)

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