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ukfangirl

Status: Total spy mode yall

Member Since: 8 Jul 2012 07:45pm

Last Seen: 4 Oct 2014 11:37pm

Gender: F

user id: 315947

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  1. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    People were created to be loved, and things were created to be used, and the reason the world is in such chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used.

  2. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    I have this condition where I eat if I can't sleep.
    It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

  3. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    "Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise."
    ......Not that anyone's ever going to kiss me.

  4. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    It's not Valentine's day until you awkwardly run into the guy that should have asked you out...

  5. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 11:44am UTC
    Valentines day:
    To couples:OMG BEBZ I LIKE TOTALY LURVS UUUUU<3:D
    To me: OMG it's almost Friday!

  6. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize
    Taylor Swift and Adele are
    THE SAME AGE.

  7. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #8
    Baby I know my math pretty well, and you have one fine figure.

  8. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #7
    If this was a library, you'd be a book and I'd check you out.

  9. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #6
    My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear.
    Oh you are?
    It must be 15 minutes fast....

  10. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Bad pick up lines #5
    Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I can totally see myself in your pants.

  11. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Lines #4:
    You remind me of my pinky toe; small, cute, and I'll prolly bang you on my coffe table later.

  12. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Bad Pick-Up Lines #3
    Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

  13. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Bad Pick Up Line #2:
    Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning within you?

  14. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Bad Pick-Up Line #1
    Hi, my name is Will.
    God's Will.

  15. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Whenever I get sad, I just remember that I look different than I did in sixth grade, and suddenly everything is okay.

  16. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    They're gonna say you're
    The Lucky One

  17. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    Talkin to the moon,
    Just trying to get to YOU

  18. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    It's almost Valentine's day--
    The holiday we all Love to
    Hate.

  19. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    The words you don't say are the one that stay with you the longest.

  20. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    It's funny how just a smell or a familiar song
    can bring so much flooding back at you.

:)

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