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Lorcan

Status: putting my life back on track.

Member Since: 16 Aug 2011 11:55am

Last Seen: 6 Jan 2014 04:29pm

Birthday: November 27

Location: Orlando, FL

Gender: M

user id: 208553

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Yeah, I saw your little Facebook group.
That one where 30+ of you, some of whom I knew and liked and some of whom I've never seen or spoken to in my life, have been making fun of me.
A girl in my school showed it to me and we spent the whole of lunch crying (of laughter) at how sad some of you are.
And if I'm honest, I really don't care.
While you guys have been making little Internet groups where you have been taking pictures of some 9 year old kid and pretending it's me, I've been out in the real world getting a life.
I'm graduating high school in a few months, going to college soon after that, I've been in a steady relationship since October 2012, I haven't self-harmed in a long long time, and I no longer bother with hypocrites like you who whine about a 22-year-old woman who told you to k.ill yourselves to your faces yet you're all 15-18 year olds making fun of someone behind their back in a Facebook group.
And you know what? I'm finally happy.
So maybe y'all should get off your high horses, go outside and help yourself instead of trying to make strangers on the Internet think you're "cool" by bringing up drama that happened nearly a year ago.
Oh, and to whoever stalked my quotes and put a screenshot on your little "WITTY PROFILEZ REUNION!!!11!!!!1 <3<3<3" group (no doubt set up by Caroline) of a quote that said "Did you catch your own reflection in the knife my mother held / or the hell in my father's eyes?" - It's just a f.ucking song. Most of you knew that yet you still made me out to be an evil psychotic murderer.  'And The Snakes Start To Sing' by BMTH. Look it up.
I kinda feel sorry for you guys.
But I do still like a lot of you - even though you spend your hours making fun of me now :) - and I have some degree of respect for all of you.

My name IS Lorcan Malone - you can probably find my real account on Facebook - and yes, I'm a male who is now 18, a senior and doing something with his life. So no, I won't be coming back here.

And yes, I know all of you are going to post 50 screenshots of this all over Facebook. I know you're all still going to waste your time complaining about what an a.sshole I was or making fun of who I am now - which is bullying, by the way, whether I see it or not - to more strangers who really could not give a shit. But I'm just not going to bother with it anymore. It's been what, 9 months? I've moved on. And if I can move on, you sure as hell can too. You'll feel much better about yourselves.

By the way, to whoever posted in that group making fun of my dead twin brother? You are a sick, twisted person and I sincerely hope you feel bad for it. You should really stop complaining about "bullies" when you say stuff like that in public groups on the Internet.

Hope y'all have a good year. :)







 
  1. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    I honestly don't get why we smile.
    like, "WOW I'M HAPPY LET ME STRETCH MY LIPS A BIT"

  2. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    “dog food lid” backwards is “d.ildo of god”
    just thought I'd share that with everyone. xo

  3. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Did you catch your reflection in the knife my mother held,
    or the hell in my father's eyes?

  4. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    things just aren't the same for me, and i'm kinda sad about it.

  7. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 10:27am UTC
    girls get so pissy when guys don't say that every single girl is beautiful,
    but 'beautiful' is a special word to us. unlike girls, we don't throw that
    word around as if it's nothing, like people do with 'love'. if you don't like
    it, too bad. but it's true, not every girl is beautiful.
    bring on the hate, sorry for being honest. xo

  8. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    yes, things are kind of getting better for me. I have a girlfriend, friends and music to keep me happy. but that doesn't mean I've fully recovered.
    A couple of months ago I stopped self-harming, and I'm still struggling with that.
    I still get urges to cut or burn myself or swallow too many of my insomnia pills.
    I still have depression, and I still occasionally smoke and drink.
    I'm pretty much still the f*cked-up kid in the mental hospital you knew a few months ago..
    I'm just better at hiding my real emotions now.
    I just don't feel the need to post all about it on the Internet anymore.

  9. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    it feels weird knowing that this is the 5th year
    I've had to say 'my birthday' instead of 'our birthday'.
    R.I.P to my twin brother Ryan, November 27th 1995 - September 13th 2008

  10. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Having a bad day? Just remember that Hazel Jones lost her virginity twice because she literally had two vaginas.

  11. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    today's my birthday and i'm sitting here on the internet.
    i love my life

  12. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:45am UTC
    "If you really wanted to talk to me,
    then you'd text me first"
    well if you won't text them first to begin with then clearly
    you don't want to talk to them all that much either...

  13. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 10:27am UTC
    Last night some random girl
    came up to me and asked me if i'd f*ck her
    I responded with "love, I'd rather get up on a Monday morning than get up on you."
    ... BURN

  14. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Actual texts between my
    girlfriend and I this morning...
    Me: -insert long cute text about how it's our one-month today and 'OMGZZ WE'RE GOING TO BE 2GETHA 5EVA<33333333' here-
    Her: -insert longer cute text about how we're going to get married and we're sooooo in love and you're perfect here-
    Me: k.
    Her: kk bye. xo
    *5 minutes later*
    Me: SOOOOOO.... you coming to my place later to watch Harry Potter and eat ice-cream?!
    Her: F*CK YEAH B*TCH! :D
    * just for the record the first two texts were what we actually said, they really weren't 'cute texts'

  15. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:18am UTC
    My girlfriend just texted me saying:
    "You're a boob. LOL, JUST TITTIN', you're my breast friend."
    ... should I be worried or

  16. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:59am UTC
    honestly, i wish you were still
    an important part of my life.
    I miss you like hell.

  17. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    oh my god. stop posting quotes about your freaking period.
    WE. DON'T. WANT. TO. KNOW.
    like really, how would you feel if I started posting stupid sh*t about my d!ck or something?

  18. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    I'm so glad that I'm finally able to call you mine.

  19. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    I plan to ask out the girl I like in a few hours... oh jesus. this will be the first time I've asked a girl out. Wish me luck.

  20. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 11:47am UTC
    GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi is definitely the best username I've seen here.

:)

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