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SecretSequin

1. SecretSequin
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2013 9:34am UTC
   For in every ill-turn of fortune
   the most unhappy sort of unfortunate man
   is the one who has been happy.
   - 'The Cuckoo's Calling'
   
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2. SecretSequin
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   July 30, 2013 3:14pm UTC
   The feeling when you find out a boy likes you, even if you don't like them in that way, is one of the
   best feelings in the world.
   
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3. SecretSequin
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   July 27, 2013 8:34am UTC
   “The truth." Dumbledore sighed.
   "It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”
   
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4. SecretSequin
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   June 29, 2013 6:01pm UTC
   According to Greek Mythology, humans
   were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs, and a head with 2
   faces.
   Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two seperate parts,
   condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other
   halves.
    
   
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5. SecretSequin
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   January 31, 2013 6:25pm UTC
   According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs, and a head with 2 faces.
   Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two seperate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.
   
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6. SecretSequin
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   December 19, 2012 2:56pm UTC
   Guys! I'm 14 and found out I'm pregnant!
   Jk I'm a potato
   
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7. SecretSequin
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   December 18, 2012 2:33pm UTC
   http://interestedinjournalism.blogspot.co.uk/
   
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8. SecretSequin
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   December 16, 2012 9:14am UTC
   Heaven is a place on earth with you
   
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9. SecretSequin
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   December 15, 2012 10:46am UTC
   Connecticut - 12/14/12
   Go gently you poor souls,
   the world will always remember you.
   Go gently you children,
   your families will always remember you.
   Go gently you courageous teachers,
   your students will always remember you.
   Go gently you poor people
   Because you will never be forgotten.
   
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10. SecretSequin
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    December 1, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Tom was born in 1942
    With eyes of blue
    And the doctors said that his birth was far too fast
    His heart stopped twice
    But yet he survived
    As he took his first breath
    His mother took her last.
    And his father knew that he wasn’t to blame
    But he never quite looked at Tom the same after that
    And he rarely spoke about her
    But when he did
    He said your mother used to say this
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    I’ll wake up with the one I love the most
    And in the morning, I’ll make you up
    Some tea and toast
    When we met through a friend
    Who introduced them
    The first thing Tom said was "Would you like to dance?"
    They moved with each other and when the music got slower
    He said "Don’t let go of my hand"
    He said "It’s only polite if I ask you tonight
    Would it be alright, if I could walk you home?"
    That night he told her of his birth
    And said when it hurt
    He thought about what his mother said about tea and toast
    Two quick years they went by
    They were side by side
    And without a plan, they conceived a little child
    He said "Woman I love you and this you know
    But I only have enough for our food and clothes
    But I love you and this baby
    Until the day that I die"
    She said "We’ll take care of this little life
    And we’ll fall in love with her baby blue eyes
    And we’ll be alright from some advice that I know"
    She said I never got to meet her
    But if I did, I’m sure your mother would have said this
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    We'll show this baby all the love we know
    And in the morning, I’ll make you up
    Some tea and toast
    Well he took those words
    And he made them proud
    He worked day after day
    And hour after hour
    So they could buy a little house just on the outside of town
    The little girl grew up and so did they
    They said that they loved each other everyday
    And forty years later, that brings us to now
    And as they’re walking down the street
    Her grip loosens on his hand
    He puts his arm around her side as she falls to the ground
    He hears her breathing and thats the only sound
    Her body on the floor attracts a worried crowd
    Tears roll off his face as he says “Don’t let go, now”
    And he’s sitting by her bed in the hospital ward
    And their daughter walks in with a family of her own
    She says “Dad, I don’t know if she can hear you now
    but there’s one thing your Mum would want you to know”
    When the skies are looking bad my dear
    And your heart's lost all it’s hope
    After dawn there will be sunshine
    And all the dust will go
    Skies will clear my darling
    Now it’s time for you to let go
    I'm gonna wake you up in the morning
    With some tea and toast
    
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11. SecretSequin
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    December 1, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Love is danger
    Love is pleasure
    Love is world's closest treasure
    
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12. SecretSequin
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    November 28, 2012 3:59pm UTC
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13. SecretSequin
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    November 27, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    We almost always take our lifestyles for granted.
    Sometimes, when you think hard about what life would be like without all you currently have,
    you realise that in fact,
    you are really lucky.
    Sometimes I think if we remembered that more often, our lives would be a lot happier.
    
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14. SecretSequin
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    November 27, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    This girl is on FIRE
    
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15. SecretSequin
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    November 25, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Did I make the most of loving you?
    
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16. SecretSequin
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    November 25, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    The difference between me and a calender...
    A calender has dates
    
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17. SecretSequin
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    November 24, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Who invented hugs?
    The first hug must have been weird...
    "dude why are you awkwardly holding me?"
    "It's called a hug bro!"
    
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18. SecretSequin
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    November 24, 2012 8:43am UTC
    Imagine...
    You see him smile at you in history, he texts you "hey, meet me after school I have a surprise", you're really happy all day...
    You meet him and everythings perfect, he leans in to kiss you...
    and he suddenly grabs your nose and knocks you out unconcious.
    
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19. SecretSequin
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    November 22, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Life rains the hardest on those who deserve the sun.
    
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20. SecretSequin
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    November 21, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    The 5 Laws of Flirting... (kind of)
    1. Do not tell them they have weird hair, or eyes, or feet, or any part of their body hmmm maybe just stay away from their body ;)
    2. Touch them a lot, wait no, that seems keen, don't touch them at all, wait no that seems unkeen, just ignore the touching rule...
    3. Smile! But not too much, then you look insane, or like you have a mouth problem, don't smile, no then you look sad, they might think they've accidently stood on your pinky toe, just look normal.
    4. Fiddle with your hair, not too much, they don't want to think you have lice, or a strange hair obsession, maybe don't touch your hair...
    5. Laugh, not randomly, then they will be f.r.e.a.k.e.d out, but don't act like an emotionless potato either, maybe just laugh but don't laugh...
    Summary = FLIRTING IS IMPOSSIBLE
    
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