.*

Join Witty Profiles!

Status: R.I.P MCR; 2001 - 2013

Member Since: 23 Nov 2011 03:30pm

Last Seen: 29 Aug 2022 09:06pm

Birthday: November 25

Location: Local shadowhunting instatute

user id: 242073

397 Quotes
13,299 Favorites
853 Following
310 Followers
36 Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair ^beta

follow block report

Layout Credit

Aloha Mundane, i'm neasa

Greetings, from the irish Institute of Shadowhunting.
My name is Neasa (Neh - sa)
I'm 14 years old and One direction = everything.
Ii'm married to James Carstairs, Draco Malfoy, Louis Tomlinson, Toby Cavanugh
and Dan Howelll.
I apllogize in advance for my spelling and had to understand lanaguage i use,
i'm sorta awkward like that.
I'm awkward typing in these little boxes too so i llike drawing,
books(I have an extensive reading list), Quoting things, Anime, Maroon 5,
One direction, Youtubers, animals, tumblr, Pretty Little Liars, Gllee,
Tea, Marshalll lee, Ed sheeran,Panic! at the disco,
My chemical Romance,Mayday Parade,
and Alll time low.
Thank you for visiting my profiile, clicking that follow button
would be appriecated :3
Follow my tumblr? c:

.*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 6:19pm UTC

stay strong billy ray cyrus.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 33 points

.*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 7:42pm UTC

If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you.
But if you aren't nice to me i'll still probably be nice to you on the
outside but when i go home i'll rant about you on my blog.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

.*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:42pm UTC

Can we all please
discuss how
adorable
kellin Quinn
looks in a hat?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

.*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Phil Lester @AmazingPhil 6m
First day in Cannes and it is raining!
Expand ↶ Reply 🔃Retweet ⋆Favorite ••• More
Phil Lester @AmazingPhil 6m
Cannes u not
Expand ↶ Reply 🔃Retweet ⋆Favorite ••• More

👍 this is good · read the comments · 13 points

.*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 7:08am UTC

- thoughts when i read back through my old quotes-
"I seem to be a fan of using the hilighted color"
"fave if, fave if, fave if, "
"I did not just put a :) and !!!!!!!!! in the same quote"
"WHAT THE F.CK WAS I THINKING?"
"tumblr."
"a whole lot of comic stans here.."
"how many of the surveys did i do..?"
"i swear to god, i seriously had a think for fave if."
"Oooh this one got 1000 faves."
"That's pretty tight."
"...did i just spell imagine, imamginge .."
"Tumblr."
"I think i'm stopping the fave if-"
"Oops no i'm not."
"HOW THE HELL DID PEOPLE PUT UP WITH ME?"
"Its official, thirteen year old me should be banished from this site."
"Oh god i cannot even bare having this here in my quotes."
"Tumblr."
"Tumblr."
"Fave if."
"..i shouldn't have looked back here.."
"heeheehee its haazaahhh's format."
"I liked that format."
"Am i beginning to impro--"
"fave if.."

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

.*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Okay so this just happened;
i signed into my second email account which
i haven't checked in about, i don't know,
about three months.
And i got a notifacation because someone had replied
to a comment i left on Rebecca Black's
video Friday, which i said people should just
grow up and stop putting hate on this video.
(people are still putting hate on it)
The responce i got was;
YOU'RE RIGHT, I'LL
GET MY DOG TO EAT
THE HATERS!
well. Yeah.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

.*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 7:39pm UTC

It's bad enough waiting for ads,
but when there is a fudging pause in the ad,
i feel like i am being extremely tested.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

.*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:35pm UTC

HEY!
AS$BUTT!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

.*
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 9:13am UTC

There is a big difference
between
trust and forgiveness.
Format by Sandrasaurus

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

.*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 7:41pm UTC

There are some people i don't like,
and then there are people i hope
get a bl/wjob from a shark.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

.*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Me: -Mentions any sort of male that i am not related to-
Friends: OooooooooooooooooooooooOoOO

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

.*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 2:43pm UTC

Little kids were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Toby: A veternarian so i can help pets get better.
Sophie: a baseball player because baseball is fun.
Violet: a chef because i like to cook.
Isabella: a ballerina because i love to dance.
David: a fireman since i like explosions and fire.
Lyalla: a ballerina because i like when they dance.
Anthony: a jet flyer! They're cool.
Albert: a person who stays at home and does nothing.
everyone will be looking at Albert thinking ''Oh he's soo like me'' but to be honest my main concern is david..

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

.*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Some people have lives;
some people have music.
will grayson, will grayson.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

.*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:56pm UTC

Can people please stop b.tching about witty famous people?
Not all witty famous people use quotes from tumblr or other websites, some make them up, and if they do
does it really matter that much?
Most of the ones that do put tumblr in the tags. Some have
disclaimers on their pages.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE THEIR QUOTES
IF YOU FEEL ITS UNORIGANAL.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

.*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Am i the only one
on witty that
actually
likes math?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2 points

.*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:12am UTC

OKAY. THIS ISN'T REALLY
A QUOTE BUT I JUST
GOT ONE DIRECTION
TICKETS FOR THEIR
TOUR NEXT YEAR.
WORDS CANNOT
DESCRIBE HOW
I FEEL RIGHT NOW.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points

.*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Happy birthday
to
Jack & Finn Harries.
♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

.*
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 2:16pm UTC

-Me when i'm going to study a night before a big test-
Me: Okay lets start.
Brain: Oh lets not understand anything about that.
Stomach: I'm Hungry.
Hand: Oh no i've forgotten how to hold a pencil.
Bladder: I wanna pee.
Desk: I've just become insanely messy.
Schoolbag: woops i've just swallowed all the study notes and pencils.
Uterus: Period time!
Me: Okay i'll try again in an hour.
Witty: Oh baby no you won't.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

.*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:39pm UTC

WHAT I'M GOOD AT;
- sleeping.
-eating.
-making every you say dirty.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

.*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Castiel: *watching p..rn.*
Castiel: This is very complex.
Castiel: If the pizza man truely loves this baby sitter...why does he keep slapping her rear?
Castiel: Perhaps she's done something wrong.
*later on.*
Castiel: *Kisses meg*
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points