-Me when i'm going to study a night before a big
test-
Me: Okay lets start.
Brain: Oh lets not understand anything
about that.
Stomach: I'm Hungry.
Hand: Oh no i've forgotten how to hold
a pencil.
Bladder: I wanna pee.
Desk: I've just become insanely
messy.
Schoolbag: woops i've just swallowed
all the study notes and pencils.
Uterus: Period time!
Me: Okay i'll try again in an hour.
Witty: Oh baby no you won't.