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LacedRibbon

1. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 5:48pm UTC
   why go out and be a third
   wheel when you can go home and be a unicycle
   hkcvhxkjhvjchxvjxkcvh
   
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2. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 6:21pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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3. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 6:06pm UTC
   why are people so mad
   about the fact that taylor swift writes song about her past relationships she's a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life
   fdghcvbnvhjmbvvvj wat wat in da butt. sorry it wont post. stop highlighting you're ruining the quote
   
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4. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 6:02pm UTC
   i don't say "no" to drugs
   i say "no thank you" because i wasn''t raised in a f--king barn like some of you hoodlums.
   
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5. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 5:44pm UTC
   katniss:
   "i can't afford to think like that."
   katniss. you can't afford anything.
   This quote wont post. btw stop highlighting things wtf.
   
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6. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 5:41pm UTC
   my little cousin started
   stroking my cheek and i thought it was sweet until he whispered in my ear and said, "im rubbing crums on you so ants will eat you in your sleep."
   
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7. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 5:36pm UTC
   do authors cry when they
   kill off a character or do they smile and laugh then have tea with satan
   
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8. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 5:26pm UTC
   i wonder...
   what horrible and annoying songs will be played 24/7 on the radio this year.
   
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9. LacedRibbon
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 12:11am UTC
   R.I.P. 2012
   2012-2012
   
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10. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    futureofpanem: I'm thinkful I have a proper username and not something like hiipster-m3rmaiid-bi0tchh
    hiipster-m3rmaiid-bi0tchh: excuse you?
    excuseyou: you called?
    youcalled: don't bring me into this. i'm as sick of these stupid jokes as the next person
    thenextperson: fxck you i think they're funny
    i-thinktheyrefunny: WHAT DID I DO?
    
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11. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Me: What's the HTML code for a social life?
    Person: <go></outside>
    Me: 404 Error
    
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12. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:28am UTC
    so acordang tew da wity rulez u nut alloud ta hav two manee mispeld wurdz.
    
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13. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Stranger: Hey.
    Stranger: What are you wearing?
    You: Clothes.
    Stranger: No.
    Stranger: Do it seixy
    You: *Whispers in a seixy voice* Clothes.
    
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14. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    So I heard this hilarious joke on The Sims. It went like this:
    "Ba harmy putar? GLARCH! HAHAHAHA!"
    
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15. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me. dont chaa.
    
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16. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    you may think im an weirdo but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an weirdo.
    
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17. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    me when i go out: I should have stayed home
    me when i stay home: I should have gone out
    me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
    me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
    me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
    me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
    me when i'm on witty: all is right with the world.
    
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18. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    my laptop screen is brighter than my future.
    
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19. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    End Of the World: Witty
    Christmas Eve: Witty
    Christmas: Witty
    Wedding day: Witty
    Pregnant: Witty
    Giving Birth: Witty
    
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20. LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    My math tests: 9.) 6 (-23x60) + ab/14 - 35+ (a-4) x b + the speed of light = ?
    Me: *Rights random number*
    My math tests: Show and explain how you got the answer to number 9.
    Me: Fml.
    
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