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caoimhs289

1. caoimhs289
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   November 27, 2013 2:53pm UTC
   I can't leave Mags behind. She is the only person who actually likes me.
   
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2. caoimhs289
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   November 27, 2013 1:40pm UTC
   "Fire door, must be kept locked at all times."Locked? LOCKED? What use is a locked door in event of a fire?
   
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3. caoimhs289
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   November 18, 2013 11:40am UTC
   Some people like to call it "unhealthy"
   but I prefer to call it "fangirling."
   
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4. caoimhs289
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   November 3, 2013 5:48am UTC
   Best Pick Up Line Ever: Nice Book You're Reading
   
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5. caoimhs289
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   October 28, 2013 10:27am UTC
   You AreBeautiful
   
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6. caoimhs289
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   October 28, 2013 7:29am UTC
   You never know when you might be seeing someonefor the last time
   
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7. caoimhs289
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   October 27, 2013 3:16pm UTC
   Sometimes I think you like me, but you act like I disapoint you.
   
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8. caoimhs289
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   October 26, 2013 5:15pm UTC
   When your ears finally unpop and you start hearing things you've never even heard before,it's almost like hearing in HD
   
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9. caoimhs289
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   October 25, 2013 4:01pm UTC
   We need a universal symbol for"Don't say that in front of my parents."
   
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10. caoimhs289
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    October 2, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Me in School: Ugh, what do I have next?Me: French.FrencFrenFreFrFFoFooFood!
    
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11. caoimhs289
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    September 28, 2013 9:28am UTC
    "Be Strong" I whisper to my wifi signal
    
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12. caoimhs289
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    September 25, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Normal People: I'm so jealous of you, you have a way cuter boyfriend!Me: I'm so jealous of you, you have way faster wifi!
    
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13. caoimhs289
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    September 25, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Normal People: I'm so jealous of you, you have a way cuter boyfriend!Me: I'm so jealous of you, you have way faster wifi!
    
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14. caoimhs289
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    September 21, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Pride comes before the Fall.
    
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15. caoimhs289
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    September 21, 2013 5:24am UTC
    How fickle my heart ,
    and how woozy my eyes,
    I struggle to find any truth in your lies,
    And now my heart stumbles on things I don't know,
    My weakness I feel I must finally show.
    
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16. caoimhs289
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    September 18, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Valar Morghulis.
    Valar Dohaeris.
    
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17. caoimhs289
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    September 15, 2013 7:26am UTC
    Why is the sky the limit,
    if there's footprints on the moon?
    
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18. caoimhs289
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    September 14, 2013 4:31am UTC
    Me in School Yesterday:
    Me: Harry Potter's back b/tches!
    Me: And it's Friday the 13th
    Me: Wait a second...it could just be bad luck!
    Me: VOLDEMORT COULD HAVE PLANNED THIS.
    Me: GOOD DAY TO YOU
    Me: *walks out of class*
    
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19. caoimhs289
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    September 14, 2013 4:27am UTC
    And all you Muggles said Harry Potter was over!
    
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20. caoimhs289
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    September 13, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    There will come a time, you'll see
    With no more tears and love will not break your heart
    
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