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TaliaWasHere
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November 13, 2012 5:06pm UTC

I want to put a chameleon into a bag of
skittles.
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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:20pm UTC

High School:
"If you're not tired, you're not doing it right."

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iridescentstorm
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November 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC

"Gurl, I ain't no hipster but I can make you're hips stir." ;)
"I'm not a photographer, but I'll shoot you"

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xbluexeyesx
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:10pm UTC

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me

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gillllllx3
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November 11, 2012 10:07pm UTC

White lips
Pale face
I like chips and cornflakes

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Gothabalunza
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November 11, 2012 6:15pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Swag Unicorn*
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November 8, 2012 3:52pm UTC

I just figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward penguins
Penguins can't break the ice.
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JustMeh
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories
Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever.
And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer,
but never could be together.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I can't decide
if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:59pm UTC

“It's just that I don't want to be somebody's crush.
If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me,
not what they think I am.And I don't want them to carry it around
inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it too.”
― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Lol So True: #197
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.
lolsotrue.com

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Stalking crush on facebook:
Me: *Accidently likes status from 2 years ago*
Me: *Deletes facebook*
Me: *Sets computer on fire*

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the f*cks i give

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Why does the world
Have to be about boyfriends and girlfriends? It should
be about bacon. Because bacon is wonderful and can
bring world peace.
nmf

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AustinH
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 7:17pm UTC

You > Bacon

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 9:39pm UTC

How do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him?
This wall looks nice, but I think it wold look better with you against it.

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carson5482
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 12:11pm UTC

2 men raised Simba.
And he turned out fine.
♥

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carson5482
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
He was a REPUBLICAN!
So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
Follow for a follow<3
NMQ/NMF

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 11:46am UTC

When your asked, "What's up?"
Respond with: "A delightful animated film, about a young boy, and an old man, who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.

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