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gillllllx3

1. gillllllx3
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   "I hate tacos!"
   -Said no Juan ever
   
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2. gillllllx3
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   November 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
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3. gillllllx3
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   November 11, 2012 10:07pm UTC
   White lips
   Pale face
   I like chips and cornflakes
   
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4. gillllllx3
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 7:42pm UTC
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   You put on quite a show,
   really had me going
   But now it's time to go Text here text here text here
   curtains finally closing
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5. gillllllx3
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 9:01pm UTC
   If a date goes wrong
   You can always get up and scream "I'm an actor, they're all actors, those are hidden cameras and you're on MTV Disaster Date!"
   
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6. gillllllx3
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   August 28, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   Real convo between my boyfriend and I
   Boyfriend: Did you and Megan have fun at the beach yesterday?
   Me: Yeah, we did.
   Boyfriend: Did you guys WAVE to each other?
   Me: Uh...what?
   Boyfriend: Was the beach crowded? I know you can't SAND when the beach is crowded.
   Me: ....
   Boyfriend: What the SHELL? Why won't you answer my questions?
   Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BEACH
   Boyfriend:
   Me:
   Boyfriend: Well then. Some one's CRABBY.
   lol. we are weird people.
   
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7. gillllllx3
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2012 12:29am UTC
   Me: Time for bed!
   Me: I'm soooooo tired
   Me: Ugh, I'm too tired to get ready for bed
   Me: I'm so tired, I could fall asleep in 10 seconds
   *Lays down in bed*
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:WTF I CAN'T SLEEP
   
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8. gillllllx3
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   August 24, 2012 5:06pm UTC
   Soooo at what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?
   nmq
   
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9. gillllllx3
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   blacklace
   Please, this aint even jealousy
   She aint got a thing on me
   Tryin to rock them ugly jeans
   ♥
   blacklace
   
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10. gillllllx3
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    I almost considered doing something with my life,
    but then I sat down and went on witty
    
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11. gillllllx3
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    If I'm louder
    Would you see me?
    
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12. gillllllx3
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    August 17, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Feel old?
    -Monsters Inc came out 11 years ago
    -Dylan and Cole Sprouse are 20 years old
    -Miley Cyrus is engaged
    -Hillary Duff is a mom
    -That's so Raven has been off TV for 6 years
    -Lizzie McGuire ended 9 years ago
    
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13. gillllllx3
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    July 12, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    The only person you should try to be better than,
    is the person you were yesterday
    
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14. gillllllx3
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    September 27, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Who Else Remembers
    CatDog
    :)
    
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15. gillllllx3
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    September 5, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    Who Else Remembers
    Rufus the naked mole rat
    Favorite if you know where this is from :)
    
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16. gillllllx3
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    August 29, 2011 8:50pm UTC
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17. gillllllx3
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    August 24, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    Police Officer: Have you been drinking tonight?
    Person: Occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.
    Perso
    
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18. gillllllx3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    My Boyfriend:Your so beautiful
    Me: Haha, no I'm not..
    My Boyfriend: Are you kidding? You are the most beautiful girl on the planet
    Me: Have you met every one on the planet?
    My boyfriend: I don't need to meet anybody else...I just need you.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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19. gillllllx3
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    funny bone?
    More like dying of pain bone...
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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