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iridescentstorm

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Member Since: 19 Jun 2012 06:32pm

Last Seen: 17 Dec 2013 05:18am

Location: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- Gryffindor common room

Gender: F

user id: 310146

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Bridget, 13.  Tumblr: thefundead.tumblr.com
fandom person mostly, though I will be a closet hipster on this site
  1. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:
    “Those b****rds are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
    -tumblr

  2. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    justin timberlake should make cereal he could call them justin timberflakes
    -tumblr

  3. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket”
    -tumblr, oh my god

  4. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    i was never good at geography
    not with that latitude

  5. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    What do strippers do when they’re on their period
    What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period
    what do homeless women do when they get their period
    what did tribeswomen do when they got their period
    what do fictional characters do when they got their period
    what do fictional characters do when they need to go to the toilet
    What do female ninjas do when they get their period?
    -tumblr

  6. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “f**k”
    what if we said “f**k” instead of “fudge” l
    ike “oh man i could go for some hot f**k on my sundae” sounds about right
    cornelius f**k
    -tumblr.

  7. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    “Son,” the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

  8. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    You want to know my favorite boy band? These guys are incredible, and I love every one of their songs. You wanna know their name?
    ONE
    REPUBLIC!

  9. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
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    January 10, 2013 5:08pm UTC
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  10. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    OMG SO I FOUND OUT TODAY THAT IN HER THIRD GRADE CLASS A FEW WEEKS AGO SOME KID CALLED MY LITTLE SISTER AN UNCONVINENT BOOB
    UNCONVIENIENT BOOB
    I’M SCREAMING OMG

  11. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
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    January 9, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Most people say that it’s ridiculous to say that the Harry Potter books saved lives, but read this and you’ll change your perspective. Evanna Lynch, who plays Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter, once wrote to J.K. Rowling begging for at least a tiny role in one of the films. At the time she was young and was dying due to her anorexia. She mentioned it to J.K. and begged to have one part in the film before it was too late. J.K. Rowling responded with a deal: she’d give her a part if she got better. Evanna got better and never returned to her anorexia.

  12. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    My friend knows a guy called Glen Coco and everyone’s always saying “You go, Glen Coco” to him but he’s never seen Mean Girls so he just thinks people are really supportive
    -tumblr

  13. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
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    January 4, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    They say that you need to
    see some things to believe them, but
    really,
    YOU NEED TO BELIEVE SOME THINGS TO SEE THEM.

  14. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
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    January 2, 2013 7:00pm UTC
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  15. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:47am UTC
    OMG, THE SUN IS ON FIRE!!!
    OMG, THE OCEAN HAS FLOODED!!!
    OMG, THE AIR HAS RUN DRY!!!

  16. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Guys, the apocalypse really has come. They took Mean Girls off of netflix.

  17. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:38am UTC
    Oh my god guys, call the swat team, national guard, anything! The sky is cracking above my town, fireballs are headed for us and I just don't know what to do!!! I fear this may be the end...

  18. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 8:36am UTC
    It has been foretold and so it shall be...
    LOL JK, NOT
    GONNA DIE
    TODAY :)

  19. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    OK GUYS... SO I WANTED TO TRY THIS.....
    So basically I wanted to do a kind of "happy Christmas" thing for all ya Wittians, and I'd probably forget, so here it is now.
    I wanted to make people feel happy. So in order to do that, I wanted to compliment people. I know, I'm gonna get hate for this, but I don't care. If you want a whole paragraph on your profile, let me know. To those of you who are going to say that this is just for faves/comments (comments work best by the way, because then I can go in and see who wanted it in case mt notifications spaz and don't let me see), if you want a paragraph, you can go in and comment on my profile. Doesn't make a difference. All paragraphs will be different, seeing as they're for different people (so no copying and pasting from a word doc, just to let you know), so it will take a little time. Don't expect it instantly.
    Merry Christmas to all! <3
    nmf

  20. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Comebacks #5...
    "Omgggzzz heyy gurl wtz upp??? :D"
    "Not your IQ."
    20+ faves for more

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