the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” -tumblr, oh my god
What do strippers do when they’re on their period What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period what do homeless women do when they get their period what did tribeswomen do when they got their period what do fictional characters do when they got their period what do fictional characters do when they need to go to the toilet What do female ninjas do when they get their period? -tumblr
we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “f**k” what if we said “f**k” instead of “fudge” l ike “oh man i could go for some hot f**k on my sundae” sounds about right cornelius f**k -tumblr.
Most people say that it’s ridiculous to say that the Harry Potter books saved lives, but read this and you’ll change your perspective. Evanna Lynch, who plays Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter, once wrote to J.K. Rowling begging for at least a tiny role in one of the films. At the time she was young and was dying due to her anorexia. She mentioned it to J.K. and begged to have one part in the film before it was too late. J.K. Rowling responded with a deal: she’d give her a part if she got better. Evanna got better and never returned to her anorexia.
OK GUYS... SO I WANTED TO TRY THIS..... So basically I wanted to do a kind of "happy Christmas" thing for all ya Wittians, and I'd probably forget, so here it is now. I wanted to make people feel happy. So in order to do that, I wanted to compliment people. I know, I'm gonna get hate for this, but I don't care. If you want a whole paragraph on your profile, let me know. To those of you who are going to say that this is just for faves/comments (comments work best by the way, because then I can go in and see who wanted it in case mt notifications spaz and don't let me see), if you want a paragraph, you can go in and comment on my profile. Doesn't make a difference. All paragraphs will be different, seeing as they're for different people (so no copying and pasting from a word doc, just to let you know), so it will take a little time. Don't expect it instantly. Merry Christmas to all! <3 nmf