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1. LolSoTrueQuotes
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   November 21, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   Lol So True: #250
   I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
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2. LolSoTrueQuotes
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   November 21, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   Lol So True: #249
   You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you weren't being funny.
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3. LolSoTrueQuotes
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   November 21, 2012 2:16pm UTC
   Lol So True: #248
   I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmellows. Big difference.
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   November 18, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   Lol So True: #247
   Dear Math,
   I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.
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   November 16, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   Lol So True: #246
   Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
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   November 16, 2012 8:36pm UTC
   Lol So True: #245
   Singing with your headphones on and not realizing how loud you are.
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   November 15, 2012 9:16pm UTC
   Lol So True: #244
   If I was stranded on an island, I would take Dora with me. She has everything in her bag!
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   November 15, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   Lol So True: #243
   We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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9. LolSoTrueQuotes
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   November 14, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   Lol So True: #242
   When someone touches my phone I automatically turn to a ninja.
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10. LolSoTrueQuotes
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    November 14, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Lol So True: #241
    We are born naked, wet, hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.
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    November 13, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Lol So True: #240
    Putting your iPod on shuffle, and then skipping all the way to the songs you know you want to hear.
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    November 13, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Lol So True: #239
    Kids: You spend the first 2 years teaching them how to talk and walk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to shut up and sit down.
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    November 12, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Lol So True: #238
    S.W.A.G.
    She wants a gentlemen.
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    November 12, 2012 8:37pm UTC
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    November 12, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Lol So True: #236
    When you and your friends talk about how immature people are being then proceed to do something idiotic.
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    November 10, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Lol So True: #235
    Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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    November 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Lol So True: #234
    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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    November 10, 2012 3:04pm UTC
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19. LolSoTrueQuotes
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    November 10, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Lol So True: #232
    I'll only stop loving you when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walking on water.
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    November 10, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Lol So True: #231
    You and your rumors have two things in common. You're both fake and you both get around.
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