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neonbubbles

Status: i dont even post many quotes anymore

Member Since: 8 Feb 2011 10:35pm

Last Seen: 3 Sep 2014 12:39pm

Birthday: August 5

Location: USA

Gender: F

user id: 152052

542 Quotes
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  1. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    me: why does no one like me
    person: i like you
    me: thanks
    me: why does no one like me

  2. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    mom: you haven't moved since i left the house 5 hours ago
    me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

  3. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    "be strong"
    i whispered to my wifi signal

  4. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Me in PE
    me: oh, there goes the ball
    me: along with all the f*cks i give

  5. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    phone:rings
    me: no

  6. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    seniors: i hate freshman
    juniors: i hate freshman
    sophomores: i hate freshmen
    freshman: i hate freshman

  7. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    friends: you should have came with us!
    me: an invitation might have helped

  8. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:06am UTC
    I always get awkward when someone compliments me & idk what to say
    someone: you look pretty today
    me: happy birthday

  9. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:19am UTC
    me: *breathes*
    mom: you need to change your damn attitude

  10. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    me watching the olympics when i was 8: Oh that's nice
    me watching the olympics when i was 12: Wow I hope we win
    me watching the olympics now: i'm going to f*ck the entire swim team and no one can stop me

  11. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    me: *closes witty*
    me: *goes back on witty 2 minutes later*
    me: well at least i tried

  12. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    birthday's to me mean 24 hours of begging
    celebrities to tell you happy birthday via
    twitter.

  13. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    my mom:it's 11 go to sleep
    me: actually it's 10:58

  14. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    10 year old me:wow i wish my period would start so i can be a real girl
    me now: take my uterus someone please oh god no more

  15. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    doctor:so what kind of birth control are you using?
    me: my appearance

  16. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    my mom:don't ever meet up with strangers from the internet
    me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm stupid i would never do that ugh
    me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or

  17. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    me at restaurants: is there wifi
    me at the mountains: is there wifi
    me at the beach: is there wifi
    me at family parties: is there wifi
    me at school: is there wifi
    me anywhere: is there wifi

  18. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    parents: who are you texting?
    parents: who are you calling?
    parents: who are you chatting with?
    me: Jake. from state farm.

  19. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
    mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
    mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
    mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air

  20. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
    paren'ts friends: how many boys do you have chasing after you?
    grandparents: look at our beautiful granddaughter! how many hearts have you broken this week?!
    school: someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite

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