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AustinH

1. AustinH
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   October 31, 2013 10:45pm UTC
   What do female ghosts have that male ghosts don't?BOObsHaha happy halloween
   
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2. AustinH
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   June 29, 2013 8:29pm UTC
   Macklemore needs to Mackleless
   
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3. AustinH
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   June 25, 2013 9:30am UTC
   If Macklemore doesn't say "I'm gonna smacklemore you" what is even the point
   
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4. AustinH
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   June 19, 2013 1:15am UTC
   miley cyrus didnt hop of the plane in LAX with a dream and her cardigan for this
   
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5. AustinH
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   June 15, 2013 6:39pm UTC
   i may not have my life together but atleast i never made a harlem shake video
   
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6. AustinH
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   June 7, 2013 11:23am UTC
   if no one from the future stops you from doing it how bad of a decision could it really be
   
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7. AustinH
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   June 2, 2013 6:01pm UTC
   IF PSY DOESN'T HOST HIS OWN SCIENCE TV SHOW AND CALL IT PSYIENCE THEN WHAT'S THE POINT
   
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8. AustinH
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   May 31, 2013 5:42pm UTC
   "go fetch"
   dog: *stars at you* "stop trying to make fetch happen"
   
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9. AustinH
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   May 31, 2013 5:26pm UTC
   its my birthday holler
   
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10. AustinH
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    May 4, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God.
    
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11. AustinH
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    April 20, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    im not smokin pot, im smokin hot
    
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12. AustinH
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    April 4, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    why do we smile?
    like wow i'm happy
    let me stretch my lips a bit
    
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13. AustinH
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    March 9, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Harlem Shakes sound good. Where can I get one?
    
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14. AustinH
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    February 14, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    to be honest if kanye west doesnt even have a pet snake named kanye wesssssssssst then what is the point
    
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15. AustinH
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    February 2, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    I feel like you're slipping away.
    
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16. AustinH
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    January 27, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    I'll advise you...
    Don't mess with me. I know Karate, Judo, Boxing, MMA
    and 28 other dangerous words.
    
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17. AustinH
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    January 21, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
    
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18. AustinH
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    January 21, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    True Life: My daughter ate a tampon
    
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19. AustinH
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    January 20, 2013 12:17am UTC
    Imagine if the pillow you laid on was my chest
    
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20. AustinH
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    January 19, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not scared.
    
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