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AustinH

Status: I'd choose Briahna over Channing Tatum. That's deep.

Member Since: 24 Feb 2012 01:33am

Last Seen: 2 Aug 2014 08:02pm

Location: Briahna's kitchen.

Gender: M

user id: 277293

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  1. AustinH AustinH
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    October 31, 2013 10:45pm EDT
    What do female ghosts have that male ghosts don't?BOObsHaha happy halloween

  2. AustinH AustinH
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    June 29, 2013 8:29pm EDT
    Macklemore needs to Mackleless

  3. AustinH AustinH
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    June 25, 2013 9:30am EDT
    If Macklemore doesn't say "I'm gonna smacklemore you" what is even the point

  4. AustinH AustinH
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    June 19, 2013 1:15am EDT
    miley cyrus didnt hop of the plane in LAX with a dream and her cardigan for this

  5. AustinH AustinH
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    June 15, 2013 6:39pm EDT
    i may not have my life together but atleast i never made a harlem shake video

  6. AustinH AustinH
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    June 7, 2013 11:23am EDT
    if no one from the future stops you from doing it how bad of a decision could it really be

  7. AustinH AustinH
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    June 2, 2013 6:01pm EDT
    IF PSY DOESN'T HOST HIS OWN SCIENCE TV SHOW AND CALL IT PSYIENCE THEN WHAT'S THE POINT

  8. AustinH AustinH
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    May 31, 2013 5:42pm EDT
    "go fetch"
    dog: *stars at you* "stop trying to make fetch happen"

  9. AustinH AustinH
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    May 31, 2013 5:26pm EDT
    its my birthday holler

  10. AustinH AustinH
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    May 4, 2013 8:48pm EDT
    I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God.

  11. AustinH AustinH
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    April 20, 2013 6:09pm EDT
    im not smokin pot, im smokin hot

  12. AustinH AustinH
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    April 4, 2013 4:44pm EDT
    why do we smile?
    like wow i'm happy
    let me stretch my lips a bit

  13. AustinH AustinH
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    March 9, 2013 8:12pm EST
    Harlem Shakes sound good. Where can I get one?

  14. AustinH AustinH
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    February 14, 2013 11:30pm EST
    to be honest if kanye west doesnt even have a pet snake named kanye wesssssssssst then what is the point

  15. AustinH AustinH
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    February 2, 2013 6:47pm EST
    I feel like you're slipping away.

  16. AustinH AustinH
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    January 27, 2013 12:11pm EST
    I'll advise you...
    Don't mess with me. I know Karate, Judo, Boxing, MMA
    and 28 other dangerous words.

  17. AustinH AustinH
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    January 21, 2013 10:47pm EST
    do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

  18. AustinH AustinH
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    January 21, 2013 8:52pm EST
    True Life: My daughter ate a tampon

  19. AustinH AustinH
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    January 20, 2013 12:17am EST
    Imagine if the pillow you laid on was my chest

  20. AustinH AustinH
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    January 19, 2013 11:24pm EST
    Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not scared.

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