AustinH's Quotes

AustinH
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November 26, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger < 3

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AustinH
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November 26, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Teachers ain't sh/t, and they ain't teachin nothin'.
A hundred assignments can't tell me nothin'.
I beez in the halls, bee, beez in the halls.
I beez in the halls, bee, beez in the halls.

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AustinH
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November 26, 2012 9:23pm UTC

"I'm the ugly barnicle in Patrick Star's story."

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AustinH
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November 25, 2012 12:27am UTC

I saw the most beautiful painting at the store the other day…
but then I realized it was a mirror

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AustinH
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November 25, 2012 12:16am UTC

When I say I hate everyone
and that one person says
"You hate me?” in a whiny voice...
I especially hate you..

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AustinH
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November 25, 2012 12:09am UTC

Me: Oh baby you're so hot mmmm
Me: *sips hot chocolate *

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AustinH
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November 24, 2012 12:40am UTC

I hate when I lose things at school like my pencils, and papers, and life ambitions.

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AustinH
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November 24, 2012 12:36am UTC

List of things I have achieved in 2012:
I didn't kill myself

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AustinH
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November 24, 2012 12:32am UTC

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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AustinH
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November 24, 2012 12:29am UTC

if your name is charlie and you dont refer to a group of three girls as your angels then im not interested in knowing you

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AustinH
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November 24, 2012 12:26am UTC

The most painful thing to see is when tears roll down someone’s face and they’re completely silent.

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AustinH
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November 23, 2012 11:45pm UTC

David Guetta way from me

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AustinH
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November 22, 2012 10:05pm UTC

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Comment what you're most thankful for.

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AustinH
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November 21, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I'm not even sure if I'm prepared for all the food I'm about to receive tomorrow.

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:40pm UTC

Seeing a person you kind
of know and not knowing
if you should say hi and
make it awkward or not
say hi and make it awkward.

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:32pm UTC

high school musical said were all in this together so why doesnt the smart kid do my homework

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:27pm UTC

*opens a can of pringles*
Me: This could be the start of something new, it feels so right to be here with you oooh

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, there's a party at club penguin and I can't miss it.

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:20pm UTC

nerds who pretend to be surprised when they get an A+ on their tests
are worse than taylor swift's surprised face whenever she wins an award

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:18pm UTC

*Opens a bag of Doritos*
Me: Hey now, hey nooow. This is what dreeeaams are made of

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