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Cammie
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June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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Rajsonkar
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May 7, 2013 3:42am UTC

That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no

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Hale_Storm18
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May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Have you ever tried going down the stairs
on all fours? Don't.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 11:59am UTC

You
I kissed a girl.
24 hours ago · comment · like
You like this
You
^^^ YOU GET WHAT I DID THERE GUYS? I 'LIKED' IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
23 hours ago · Like

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:45pm UTC

why can't everyone just wear
the same outfits every day just like they do in cartoons.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC

getting addicted to a show and then
watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

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