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TaliaWasHere

Status: I'm really f/cking weird. Isn't it wonderful? :)

Member Since: 20 May 2011 02:23pm

Last Seen: 20 Jan 2014 08:06pm

Location: Pennsylvannia

Gender: F

user id: 175833

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Hey so I'm Talia.
 
  1. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    okay, so today my friend Kevin and I were in studyhall and asked to go to the library together.
    substitute: okay. what are your names?
    Kevin: Kevin.
    me: Talia. T-a-l-i-a. oh, and he's kevin with a "C".
    substitue: okay.
    *writes down Talia and Cevin*
    Kevin: *grins from ear to ear*
    woman, how dafuq did you manage to get your teaching degree?

  2. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    It's too cold outside for angels to do anything.

  3. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 12:58am UTC
    what do you call a bag that has multiple wittians inside of it?
    a sack of potatoes.♡

  4. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    I don't swim in rivers;
    it's too mainstream.

  5. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    me and my boyfriend:
    me: ugh i hate you. you're like homework!
    jake: then, do me.

  7. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    TAYLOR: We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.
    RON: One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.
    HERMIONE : Just because you have got an emotional range of a teaspoon...

  8. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Oh, you need your "beauty sleep"?
    B/tch, go hibernate.
    format by br0kenwings

  9. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    I want to put a chameleon into a bag of
    skittles.
    format by br0kenwings

  10. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:50am UTC
    my boyfriend: if you were a potato, you'd be my potato.
    me: marry me, now.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
    ~Marilyn Monroe

  12. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Dear Mother Nature,
    Stop trying to be Santa.
    Sincerely, I don't want your "gift"

  13. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    Oh, you feel the need to use the word retarded?
    Because you claim it's politically correct?
    I don't care. Regardless, it's offensive.
    And you don't like "special needs" because they aren't "special"?
    They are special.
    The challenges they go through every single day of their entire lives are far greater than you could ever imagine.
    They are special.
    Every damn one of them.
    Get off your high horse and try to see things from the point of view of a friend or a family member of those "retards". Like me.

  14. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Just think of me as
    the Barbie doll
    you'll never get to play with.

  15. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    When you get pregnant...
    can I have one of the puppies?

  16. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    dramatic twelve
    year olds:
    "I'm forever alone."
    yep, that's right. if you haven't
    found the love of your life by 12,
    you are most definitely gonna be
    FOREVER ALONE.
    so you might as well start collecting cats now.

  17. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    "I am a princess.
    All girls are.
    Even if they aren't
    pretty, or smart, or
    young.
    They're still princesses.
    All of us."

    not my format

  18. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
    You can only pick two
    good grades
    a social life
    sleep
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

  19. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Strange coincidence?
    A girl's bra cup size often coincides with her average grade in school.
    #I don't like my A's so much anymore.
    all mine.

  20. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:19am UTC
    So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.

:)

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