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DoodleLove

1. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2013 9:54am UTC
   Witty is dying. It can't just be me who thinks this. It's really not
   the same as it used to be.
   So I'm leaving witty. Bye.
   
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2. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   The last 60 winners of Miss Universe pageant have been
   from Earth. I don't know, man. Seems fixed.
   
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3. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   The dumbest creatures are always the happiest
   
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4. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.
   
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5. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2012 12:38pm UTC
   The Best Way To Spread Christmas
   Cheer Is By
   Singing Loud For All To Hear.
   
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6. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   3 things I will never understand:
   1. The meaning of life.
   2. The universe.
   3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those
   sound effects in that box.
   
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7. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2012 3:01pm UTC
   blacklace
   Stop waiting
   for Prince
   Charming. Get
   up and find
   him. The
   poor idiot may
   be stuck in a
   tree or
   something.
   
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8. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   Pretty friend: Omg I just got 100 likes on my profile picture
   Friend with a boyfriend: Omg I just went on the cutest date
   Athletic friend: Omg I just got asked to join the national team
   Popular friend: Omg today I got invited to like ten parties
   Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back
   
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9. DoodleLove
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 10:56am UTC
   So relatable #4370
   That awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents.
   so-relatable.tumblr.com
   
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10. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Live
    Everyday
    Like
    You're
    Glen Coco
    
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11. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    How I feel when I get more than 2 followers in a day:
    Witty/Me/Wittians: YOU GO GLEN COCO!
    
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12. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Reporter: Okay, so now, should I call you Eminem or Marshall or Slim, what do you like to be called?
    Eminen: EminemSlimMarshall.
    
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13. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    So today, we made eye contact,
    What shade of white should my wedding dress be?
    
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14. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Isn't it sad
    That one day, we will all grow up
    and leave witty.
    And grow up to be cat ladies.
    
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15. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Now that fall is here,
    Are all the teenage girls with duck faces going to fly south?
    
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16. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Fave if Steve took away your social life!
    ♥
    
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17. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Keep Calm
    &
    Love The Boy
    With The Bread
    
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18. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    When somebody turns on the lights while I'm trying to sleep:
    Me: YOU SHALL SUFFER A FATE WORSE THEN DEATH.
    
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19. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    The past
    cannot be
    changed,
    forgotton,
    edited
    or earsed.
    It can only be accepted.
    ♥
    
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20. DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Lol So True: #1223
    I hate when it's dark and your brain is suggesting "You know what you haven't thought about in a while? Demons."
    lolsotrue.com
    
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