Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Justsomeday

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    best break up excuse: i'm more of a cat person... sorry.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    if you honk your car horn
    .4 seconds after the light turns green, i will shut off my car, lay on the hood, and feed birds for an hour.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    kissing is such a dumb word.
    face battle sounds way cooler.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    The problem with the world is that
    the smart people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

  5. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    & baby, if i could,
    my lips would be on yours in a heartbeat. ♥

  6. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    & even though
    i have no chance,
    i still have this
    small hope
    inside me
    that you just might feel the same way.

  7. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    You never really know
    someone until you talk
    to them at 4 am.

  8. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    whale you be mine?
    ._____________________.
    i whale <3
    .__________.

  9. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Thank you family for putting empty boxes back in the pantry. My favorite snack is disappointment...

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 4:33am UTC
    are you a beaver?
    because dam.

  11. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Sometime
    you missed the memories, not the person.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    "Let the Hunger Games begin!"
    "Grandma, please! It's just an Easter Egg hunt!"

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Sometimes
    all I really want to do is sit beside you.
    I want to watch cheesy and crappy movies with you,
    and we will laugh at them together.
    I want to plan things with you, things we’ll never do,
    but for some reason just planning them with you is fine with me.
    I want to talk to you about everything and anything.
    I want to goof around with you and make jokes that aren’t funny,
    but we’ll laugh at them nonetheless.
    I want to fall in love with you over and over
    and maybe at one point we’ll get tired of each other,
    but until then,
    I want you, and just you.

  14. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    Let's be honest here,
    guys like you don't fall in love with girls like me..
    They just don't.

  15. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    I hate it when strangers say
    " I don't bite "
    Oh because the first thing I think
    when I meet someboy is
    " Holy crap, this person is going
    to bite me. "

  16. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Why I wear over sized sweatshirts
    30% because they're extremely comfy and cuddly
    70% to smack people with my sleeves

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    THiS IS A ☂
    SToRY OF A
    gIRL WHO ☂
    CRIEd A
    RIVeR AND ☂
    DROWnED THE
    WhOLE ☂
    WORlD
    format jimmy365

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    my attitude is "virgin",
    because I still don't give a f/ck.

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 1:28am UTC
    with some people, them being awkward is really cute.
    i'm not one of those people.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    IF ELLEN WAS PRESIDENT,
    THERE WOULD BE NO WARS.
    just dancing

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles