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littleleftofthemiddle

1. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 3:20pm UTC
   Physical Education?
   no, no. more like
   Pointless Embarrassment
   
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2. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 3:12pm UTC
   *BOOM*
   Mom: what was that?
   Me: my shirt fell
   Mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that
   Me: I was in it
   
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3. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 6:28pm UTC
   Why do teachers have
   such an intense hatred for wikipedia?
   because it does their job better than them.
   
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4. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   The benefit of knowing me?
   you can stand beside me and look
   100 times more attractive than you
   actually are.
   
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5. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   I'm at a wedding and after their vows,
   the pastor said
   "you may now update your Twitters and Facebooks"
   The bride and groom took out their
   phones and took a selfie.
   then kissed.
   ah 21st century couples!
   
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6. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   I'm leaving witty.
   for those of you who care~
   i've been planning on it for a while now...
   my reasons are many, but here are a few
   1. school. I'm getting too distracted.
   2. SOME of the people on this site....either depress me with their quotes, or aggrivate me with their rudeness and language.
   3. My quotes aren't contributing to what witty is supposed to be. So, the less wittians there are like me, the closer witty is getting to what witty is supposed to be
   4. I found that i was obsessed with making quotes and getting top quotes. thats not what witty is about. I need to stop.
   I'll still be on very occassionally, making quotes from time to time.
   but not like before. Today will be my last full day. :)
   God bless~
   
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7. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   Me: I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day.
   Siri: I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one.
   Me: No. I need a reservation for two.
   Siri: Why? Is your mother in town?
   getting owned by siri...
   
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8. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   "We'll always be together"
   its a new song by me feat. my computer.
   
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9. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   If a murderer wanted to lure me
   out of my room all they'd have to do is turn off my
   wifi cause sure as heck im gonna go
   see why it isn't wokring.
   
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10. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Trees just sorta stand there.
    they remind me of me.
    
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11. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    We live in the jar
    and think the lid's the sky
    
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12. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Mom: do you have a boyfriend?
    Me: yes.
    Mom: oh my goodness i want to meet him!
    Me: buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
    
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13. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    The ridiculous thing is
    that i'm pretty smart, but at the same time i manage
    to be the dumbest person alive.
    
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14. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    What's that thing called when
    your crush likes you back?
    oh yeah,
    imagination.
    
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15. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Chemistry is more like cheMYSTERY because
    i have no idea whats going on
    Calculus is more like calKILLus because a piece of my
    sanity dies every class
    Biology is more like BYEology because im out
    Physics is more like phySICKS because im getting real sick of this s/it
    
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16. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Asking your murderer
    to clear your internet history for you
    
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17. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    My homework strategy is called
    'leaving it till 2am and then crying'
    
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18. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Hotmail only got named
    hotmail after i made an
    account
    ;)
    
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19. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Police Officier: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
    Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXSIST.
    
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20. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    My parents often warned me
    that people on the internet could be lying about who
    they really are. But i've found out that the internet is the
    only place where most are truely themselves and in
    realtiy they lie about who they are when offline.
    
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