I'm at a wedding and after their vows, the pastor said "you may now update your Twitters and Facebooks" The bride and groom took out their phones and took a selfie. then kissed. ah 21st century couples!
I'm leaving witty. for those of you who care~ i've been planning on it for a while now... my reasons are many, but here are a few 1. school. I'm getting too distracted. 2. SOME of the people on this site....either depress me with their quotes, or aggrivate me with their rudeness and language. 3. My quotes aren't contributing to what witty is supposed to be. So, the less wittians there are like me, the closer witty is getting to what witty is supposed to be 4. I found that i was obsessed with making quotes and getting top quotes. thats not what witty is about. I need to stop. I'll still be on very occassionally, making quotes from time to time. but not like before. Today will be my last full day. :) God bless~
Me: I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day. Siri: I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one. Me: No. I need a reservation for two. Siri: Why? Is your mother in town? getting owned by siri...
Chemistry is more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea whats going on Calculus is more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies every class Biology is more like BYEology because im out Physics is more like phySICKS because im getting real sick of this s/it
My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are. But i've found out that the internet is the only place where most are truely themselves and in realtiy they lie about who they are when offline.