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Maddyhj

Status: I like turtles.

Member Since: 11 Oct 2011 09:30pm

Last Seen: 22 Sep 2013 11:18pm

Location: Your bed. (;

Gender: F

user id: 226206

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"Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year."

Wow, hey there you attractive being.

My name is Madison and I like chinese food. I like a lot of things and

people don't tend to be one of them.

I don't really get on anymore because life is stupid. But ily.

Stay strong young Jedi.





  1. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 2:17pm EDT
    The Bible says Adam & Eve,
    not Uggs and shorts.

  2. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 2:09pm EDT
    Parents: You're always on the computer
    Me: Yeah, well you're always on my nerves.

  3. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 9:13pm EST
    Anti-depressants?
    How about anti-school?
    That'll work 100%
    better.

  4. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 9:35pm EST
    It's not a family gathering
    until they point out all your
    insecurities

  5. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 5:44pm EST
    It's almost 2013 and
    they still don't tell you if
    it's the username or
    password that's wrong.

  6. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 5:40pm EST
    Me: I won't get jealous.
    Me: Who's this fuc.king who.re

  7. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 10:09pm EST
    There are 364 days until
    Christmas and some
    people already have
    their decorations up
    UNBELIEVEABLE

  8. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:17pm EST
    If I've ever liked you,
    or had a crush on you,
    you must be pretty
    special and done
    something right
    because I hate 95%
    of humanity.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:12pm EST
    If I had a rapper name it
    would probably be
    Lay-Z.

  10. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:42pm EST
    You can only bring sexy back
    if you have the receipt.

  11. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:21pm EST
    January 2012: This is gonna be my year!
    December 2012: I tried.

  12. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:13pm EST
    The fact that there are over 6.2 billion people in the world, and not even one of them is willing to take one for the team by dating me, is extremely unacceptable.

  13. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:25pm EST
    MY PARENTS
    FREAKING LIED.
    Talking to strangers on the internet
    was like, one of the best decisions
    I've ever made in my life.

  14. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 3:53pm EST
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  15. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:23pm EST
    O ___
    | V |
    / \ |
    ~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    |
    [you’re pretty] [compliment]
    [you’re so smart] [you’re funny]
    [i like your shirt] [your hair is flawless]
    [your eyes are beautiful]
    Fishing for compliments

  16. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:07pm EST
    I wish I was an airplane pilot, because at random points during the flight I would go on the intercom and just scream.

  17. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 7:39pm EST
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  18. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 7:35pm EST
    You say the stove is hot ?
    Well maybe it prefers beautiful.

  19. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 8:26pm EST
    Rest In Piece
    to all the wonderful people who died today in Conneticut.
    Please pray for their families and friends.
    Heaven gained many beautiful angels today.

  20. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 8:25pm EST
    I think a round of Mario Kart
    will prove how strong your
    relationship with someone is.

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