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Maddyhj

1. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2013 2:17pm UTC
   The Bible says Adam & Eve,
   not Uggs and shorts.
   
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2. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2013 2:09pm UTC
   Parents: You're always on the computer
   Me: Yeah, well you're always on my nerves.
   
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3. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 9:13pm UTC
   Anti-depressants?
   How about anti-school?
   That'll work 100%
   better.
   
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4. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   It's not a family gathering
   until they point out all your
   insecurities
   
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5. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   It's almost 2013 and
   they still don't tell you if
   it's the username or
   password that's wrong.
   
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6. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   Me: I won't get jealous.
   Me: Who's this fuc.king who.re
   
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7. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   There are 364 days until
   Christmas and some
   people already have
   their decorations up
   UNBELIEVEABLE
   
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8. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2012 10:17pm UTC
   If I've ever liked you,
   or had a crush on you,
   you must be pretty
   special and done
   something right
   because I hate 95%
   of humanity.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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9. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   If I had a rapper name it
   would probably be
   Lay-Z.
   
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10. Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    You can only bring sexy back
    if you have the receipt.
    
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11. Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    January 2012: This is gonna be my year!
    December 2012: I tried.
    
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12. Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    The fact that there are over 6.2 billion people in the world, and not even one of them is willing to take one for the team by dating me, is extremely unacceptable.
    
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13. Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    MY PARENTS
    FREAKING LIED.
    Talking to strangers on the internet
    was like, one of the best decisions
    I've ever made in my life.
    
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14. Maddyhj
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    December 16, 2012 3:53pm UTC
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15. Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    O ___
    | V |
    / \ |
    ~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    |
    [you’re pretty] [compliment]
    [you’re so smart] [you’re funny]
    [i like your shirt] [your hair is flawless]
    [your eyes are beautiful]
    Fishing for compliments
    
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16. Maddyhj
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    December 15, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    I wish I was an airplane pilot, because at random points during the flight I would go on the intercom and just scream.
    
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17. Maddyhj
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    December 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC
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18. Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    You say the stove is hot ?
    Well maybe it prefers beautiful.
    
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19. Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Rest In Piece
    to all the wonderful people who died today in Conneticut.
    Please pray for their families and friends.
    Heaven gained many beautiful angels today.
    
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20. Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    I think a round of Mario Kart
    will prove how strong your
    relationship with someone is.
    
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