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pleasespeaktomyface

Status: shoutout to my haters sorry that you couldnt phase me.

Member Since: 20 Oct 2011 04:07pm

Last Seen: 27 Nov 2012 09:13pm

Birthday: October 3

user id: 229154

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Hey there. I'm Emily and I'm a stupid ho who likes to fuck shit up (:
  1. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    This is the kind of suffering
    that never ends.

  2. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away,
    Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
    Oh, I believe in yesterday.
    Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be.
    There's a shadow hanging over me.
    Oh, yesterday came so suddenly.
    Why she had to go, I don't know, she couldn't stay.
    I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
    Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
    Now I need a place to hide away.
    Oh, I believe in yesterday.
    Yesterday; Paul McCartney

  3. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    The first thing I do when I get home
    is put on pajamas.

  4. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Juno: You're like the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try.
    Paulie: I try really hard actually.
    Juno ♥

  5. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Post on Facebook: Like if you can raed tihs wtih no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt :).
    Me: *yro'ue

  6. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    My 10-Year-Old cousin, Ashley: I like a boy but he doesn't even notice me.
    Me: Well did you tell him you like him?
    Ashley: I pulled his hair and kicked him. Does that count?

  7. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Little Brother: How does kissing feel?
    Me: Well it feels kind of weird.
    Brother: How am I supposed to kiss?
    Me: Just press your lips to hers, I guess.
    Brother: I heard you're supposed to lick her teeth.
    Me: Yeah when you're sixteen not twelve.
    Brother: I'm nervous. What if I throw up? Will I throw up in her mouth?
    Me: This conversation is over. Good luck. Goodbye.

  8. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Don't give up on your dreams
    because you deserve to smile.

  9. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Work hard,
    & keep fighting.

  10. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    You can do this.
    Believe in yourself.

  11. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Before the holidays: There's no place like home!
    After 2 days: I hate everyone who loves me.

  12. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    You dumped me for another chick.
    Have a great motherf ucking holiday to you too, sir.

  13. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 12:34am UTC
    Coffee is that magical substance
    that turns, "Leave me alone or die," into "Good morning sunshine!"

  14. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    What's red and bad for your teeth?
    A brick.

  15. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I tried being anorexic for four hours.
    Then I was like, "I need some chips."

  16. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    My cousin works at a coffee shop.
    Today, she put "Marry Me," in some random chick's coffee. The chick fainted, and her boyfriend almost did too.

  17. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    I am a believer
    in love at first sight.

  18. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 11:44am UTC
    My dad gave my brother $1 for milk every day.
    A week ago, he told us he was donating it to Sandy victims and drinking from the water fountian. So, not all 10-year-old kids are part of the 'doomed generation.' So stop calling them that.
    *not mine, just thought it was cute ~

  19. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    "Save the Planet" Foundation: 2 members.
    "Save the Twinkies" Foundation: The entire freaking country.

  20. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    How I should eat chocolate: I'll eat one piece now and save the rest for later.
    How I really eat chocolate: I ate 26 candy bars. What have I done.

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