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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2017 1:45pm UTC
    A kitchen full of family makes for a family full of kitchen.

  2. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 10:14pm UTC
    my brother is visiting for thanksgiving < 3

  3. GabbyBaby GabbyBaby
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2015 4:18am UTC
    When you have to interrupt your family's thanksgiving so you can be taken to the ER. Then the hospital's pain meds don't work and the pain is making you exhausted but also preventing you from sleeping. And then you're crying from both pain and tiredness.

  4. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2014 3:41pm UTC
    Haha, the turkeys are a nice touch Steve
    Happy Belated Thanksgiving everyone :)

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    This is Thanksgiving but what's there to be thankful for?
    300 school girls are still missing and almost no one cares.
    Over 200,000 people are dead in Mexico and no one even knows.
    The media is covering up a revolution in Brazil.
    The murderer of an 18-year-old black teenager has made a fortune out of donations, is still living free, and has no remorse for what he did.
    However,
    there are people dedicating themselves to informing us about these injustices.
    There are people standing outside in the cold risking their lives protesting what they know is wrong.
    There are people in our country and around the world that are fighting for a change.
    There are people that are still taking rubber bullets and tear gas bombs to stand up for basic human rights.
    There are people simply recognizing that what is happening in our world right now is wrong.
    And that's what we need to be thankful for.

  6. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    Happy Thalnksgiving everyone im extremely thankful for all of u even though i may not know you all.. im extremely thankful for my family friends.. a house and food... and im especially thankful for my boyfriend

  7. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    Happy
    Thanksgiving

  8. AllRomantics AllRomantics
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 4:24pm UTC
    When everyone's like "Happy Thanksgiving"
    and I'm just like ...
    "Wasn't Thanksgiving on October 13th?"
    Canadians, though

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    'What are you thankful for this year?'
    'I'm thankful that my savior Lord Jesus died on the cross for my sins so that I might have eternal life.'

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    It was on this dayone year agothat the top quote of the dayreceived 63 likes.It was on this dayone year agothat Witty died.

  11. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 11:27am UTC
    What if one day we woke up and only had what we said we were grateful for the day before?

  12. AwakenedSpirits AwakenedSpirits
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 11:26am UTC
    🍂 Happy Thanksgiving to everyone 🍂
    I hope everyone has a wonderful day! 💕

  13. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 10:25am UTC
    Happy Thanksgiving. So happy to be spending the Holiday with my dads side of the family this year.. I haven't been over for thanksgiving with them in a long time.. I'm with them during the weekends but today is all about being with your loved ones.. I'd also like to be with them because Novemeber has always been the hardest year for us, my Grandpa died on November 28 2005 and then November 2nd of 2007 my cousin came up missing and seven years later he's still missing.. I'm also excited that I get to see my niece today..

  14. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 9:01am UTC
    Happy Thanksgiving all of you crazy Americans!!!

  15. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 8:32am UTC
    Happy Thalnksgiving everyone im extremely thankful for all of u even though i may not know you all.. im extremely thankful for my family friends.. a house and food... and im especially thankful for my boyfriend

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    Family: *playing family football on Thanksgiving*
    Daughter: *texting*
    Dad: Y'know you'd have a better chance at catching the ball if you PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN

  17. magesticceecee magesticceecee
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 12:57am UTC
    thanksgiving was fun except for the fact my stepdad tells us to shut up and eat our food when we're saying our thanks. yep, so i sat there silently and prayed while he was talking to his friend. but i ate like 3 things of pie so it's all good.. happy holidays!

  18. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Thanksgiving → Shortly after a huge fight erupted at the dinner table.
    Me: We should play a game.
    My Brother: Like what?
    Me: Monopoly?
    Him: Nah Monopoly tears families apart.
    Me: Evidently so does Thanksgiving.

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Thanksgiving:
    That one time of year
    when my inner fat soul
    can no longer be contained

  20. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Just noticed the Witty header is turkeys. I love the interweb.

:)

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