Goose posted a quote
December 30, 2014 12:33am EST
Everything is so much easier when you don't believe in Christianîty. Because then you can just blame God for everything:*looks up dramatically shaking fist at sky*DAMŃ IT, GOD!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LET THE MILK GO SOUR?!?!
Today I got bored and decided to...:Pull out my electric guitar, turn the gain all of the way up, and play Jingle Bells as a heavy metal song with my friend screaming the vocals. Because I'm completely sane.
Smiley faces using the keyboard are so strange. People originally began using :) but let's face it, that looks like Jeff The Killer. So then, of course, we tried to fix that predicament. So we used c: but that just looks like eyes and a big-àss nose. There is no inbetween, people. Its either Jeff the Killer or a bull. And that is why we use emoji!
Fun things to do when you're bored #1 Answer every question you are asked or that you can come up with with "Satan" Example: Me: "Hey, mom, I'm going over to a friend's house." Mom: "Okay, who?" Me: "Satan."
Look alive, Sunshine. 109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit! You're here with me, Dr. Death Defy. I'll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter, pumpin' out these automatic sounds to keep you 'live. A system failure for the masses, antimatter for the master plan. Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny. This one's for all you rock 'n rollers, all you crash queens and motor babies. Listen up! The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary. It's time to do it now and do it loud. Killjoys make some noise!