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Goose

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Member Since: 18 Jun 2014 03:23pm

Last Seen: 2 Mar 2015 11:55pm

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  1. Goose Goose
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    January 2, 2015 11:13am EST
    Using the phrase "jump scare" in your English paper....

  2. Goose Goose
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    December 30, 2014 12:33am EST
    Everything is so much easier when you don't believe in Christianîty. Because then you can just blame God for everything:*looks up dramatically shaking fist at sky*DAMŃ IT, GOD!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LET THE MILK GO SOUR?!?!

  3. Goose Goose
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    December 29, 2014 1:00pm EST
    Today I got bored and decided to...:Pull out my electric guitar, turn the gain all of the way up, and play Jingle Bells as a heavy metal song with my friend screaming the vocals. Because I'm completely sane.

  4. Goose Goose
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    November 27, 2014 9:01am EST
    Happy Thanksgiving all of you crazy Americans!!!

  5. Goose Goose
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    November 8, 2014 11:14pm EST
    Dad: Don't tell me how to drive. Mom: I'm not, I'm just expressing fear.

  6. Goose Goose
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    November 7, 2014 10:33pm EST
    My face has decided to be stranger than usual today so one of my eyes is currently dark brown and the other is a bright green.

  7. Goose Goose
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    November 3, 2014 11:16am EST
    I ate a healthy breakfast this morning!....so I rewarded myself with a cookie.

  8. Goose Goose
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    November 3, 2014 9:53am EST
    Smiley faces using the keyboard are so strange. People originally began using :) but let's face it, that looks like Jeff The Killer. So then, of course, we tried to fix that predicament. So we used c: but that just looks like eyes and a big-àss nose. There is no inbetween, people. Its either Jeff the Killer or a bull. And that is why we use emoji!

  9. Goose Goose
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    October 30, 2014 5:42pm EDT
    Plane flying crickets

  10. Goose Goose
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    October 29, 2014 2:06pm EDT
    Fun things to do when you're bored #2
    Try to stain a stainless steel refrigerator. "

  11. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 9:59pm EDT
    Fun things to do when you're bored #1
    Answer every question you are asked or that you can come up with with "Satan"
    Example:
    Me: "Hey, mom, I'm going over to a friend's house."
    Mom: "Okay, who?"
    Me: "Satan."

  12. Goose Goose
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    October 23, 2014 8:45pm EDT
    I do not lose things. I temporarily misplace them.

  13. Goose Goose
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    October 23, 2014 5:24pm EDT
    I feel like a cracker in a sea of graham cracker crumbs

  14. Goose Goose
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    October 21, 2014 7:54pm EDT
    Wallpaper should wear more hats.

  15. Goose Goose
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    October 21, 2014 6:06pm EDT
    Holy crap my stomach just made a noise that sounded like a whining puppy. O.O

  16. Goose Goose
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    October 20, 2014 6:49pm EDT
    Does anyone else get weirded out when guys have to wear those hair net thingys on their beards???

  17. Goose Goose
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    October 19, 2014 11:45pm EDT
    Me: *walks into classroom*HOLY SHÍT ITS SO COLOURFUL!!!!*runs screaming out of classroom*

  18. Goose Goose
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    October 14, 2014 10:57pm EDT
    Some fùcking random person just tried to sell me birth control pills. I mean, what? I'm not even 14 and like 5'3. Do I look like I need birth control pills?!

  19. Goose Goose
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    October 14, 2014 1:25am EDT
    Look alive, Sunshine. 109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit! You're here with me, Dr. Death Defy. I'll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter, pumpin' out these automatic sounds to keep you 'live. A system failure for the masses, antimatter for the master plan. Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny. This one's for all you rock 'n rollers, all you crash queens and motor babies. Listen up! The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary. It's time to do it now and do it loud. Killjoys make some noise!

  20. Goose Goose
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    October 13, 2014 5:06pm EDT
    Geez, Witty. I can hear the crickets

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