Best Thanksgiving Quotes This Month

iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 8:04pm UTC

What does Miley Cyrus eat for
Thanksgiving?
Twerkey.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 9:25pm UTC

i don't get why every state celebrates thanksgiving. massachusetts is the state that did the damn thing. moochers

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 7:41pm UTC

Family: *playing family football on Thanksgiving*
Daughter: *texting*
Dad: Y'know you'd have a better chance at catching the ball if you PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:41am UTC

Thanksgiving:
That one time of year
when my inner fat soul
can no longer be contained

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karsonblake
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Thanksgiving = Family Dysfunction at it's best.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 27, 2014 10:02pm UTC

This is Thanksgiving but what's there to be thankful for?
300 school girls are still missing and almost no one cares.
Over 200,000 people are dead in Mexico and no one even knows.
The media is covering up a revolution in Brazil.
The murderer of an 18-year-old black teenager has made a fortune out of donations, is still living free, and has no remorse for what he did.
However,
there are people dedicating themselves to informing us about these injustices.
There are people standing outside in the cold risking their lives protesting what they know is wrong.
There are people in our country and around the world that are fighting for a change.
There are people that are still taking rubber bullets and tear gas bombs to stand up for basic human rights.
There are people simply recognizing that what is happening in our world right now is wrong.
And that's what we need to be thankful for.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 12:19am UTC

I won't be going to school for a week because of Thanksgiving So I wont have a need for bathing

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booda456
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 3:59pm UTC

5 things i love in life:
palm
Friends
Family
PetsmiFddle \
Food
Music

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 9:42am UTC

give thanks & spread love today. it's the one day out of the year all you åssholes should be attempting to drop the b×tch sh×t & be nice.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Thanksgiving → Shortly after a huge fight erupted at the dinner table.
Me: We should play a game.
My Brother: Like what?
Me: Monopoly?
Him: Nah Monopoly tears families apart.
Me: Evidently so does Thanksgiving.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Starving myself
in preperaion for Thanksgiving

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rachlgirl
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC

"and just like the Americans eating them, the turkeys are getting larger"
-Brian Williams, of NBC Nightly News

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 4:43pm UTC

T hat time of the year when I can say that I'm thankful for
H aving a wonderful family
A n amazing life
N ot having any serious health problems
K nowing that I am safe wehn I put my head on the pillow every night
S eeing the sunset at the end of everyday and having
G reat friends
I am also thankful that I live in a safe coutry that has
V ery loyal veterans who serve our country but
I wish that they could come home to their families for the holidays because
N othing would make me happier.
G ee, there's so many things that I'm thankful for. Too bad there's only twelve letters in Thanksgiving

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lemon.cake*
posted a quote
November 27, 2014 5:14pm UTC

Happy
Thanksgiving

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 4:35pm UTC

"You don't realize what you have
until its gone"
I say to the half eaten turkey lying on my table

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*Pancake Karma*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 9:58pm UTC

I love how in the USA, we are all like, "oh, I am so thankful, this holiday is wonderful, pass the potatoes",
and once Black Friday hits people are like,
"b*tch, those $10 dollar jeans are MINE, I'll spray you with pepper spray if you try to take them from me"

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Vinita*
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November 27, 2014 1:46pm UTC

'What are you thankful for this year?'
'I'm thankful that my savior Lord Jesus died on the cross for my sins so that I might have eternal life.'

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Secret42
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 6:38pm UTC

So today I
forgot that today is thanksgiving,so when I hovered over the witty logo and I saw the turkeys it took me five minutes to realize today is thanksgiving.
Format by Breeze
This was going to be my status but now it's a quote.

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† *
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 2:21pm UTC

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
AND THANKS FOR THE PILGRIMS FOR GIVING US A HALF WEEK OFF FROM SCHOOL . ♥.

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DeathlyHallows
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 9:26pm UTC

I'm thankful for Steve, Tumblr, Witty, Wifi, Food, Cats, Nutella, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Adam Levine, Taylor Swift, and the boyfriend that I don't have.

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