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iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*

Status: Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

Member Since: 17 Jun 2013 09:14pm

Last Seen: 27 May 2015 10:33pm

Location: Woke City

Gender: M

user id: 363430

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My names Chris :]

All the poems are mine ; I write them all.
The funny quotes I find funny
I post.
I do take requests, want a poem written or want me to write about something? Kik me.

KIK:  Ask.
I'll always respond.

Football /Basketball & College Life 

"I've been through hell & back ; I felt the Devil attack. I've been down the wrong path ; I came back around & now I'm back on track."




 
  1. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 12:19am EDT
    It's okay to forgive..
    And give them another chance. But sometimes
    its better to forgive, let go and give YOURSELF
    a better chance.

  2. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 12:06am EDT
    My diet could be described as..
    "An unchaperoned child
    at a birthday party."

  3. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 12:02am EDT
    I choked on a carrot..
    And all I could think about is :
    " A donut wouldn't have done
    this to me. "

  4. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 12:00am EDT
    Do you ever walk in a room and forget why you
    went in there in the first place?
    Thats God playing Sims and he cancelled
    your action.

  5. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 11:56pm EDT
    Does anyone else know.. A Snickers is just a Mars bar with
    peanuts.

  6. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 7:18pm EDT
    I just won 5 games of Trivia Crack in a row ;
    Now I know what a true MVP feels like.
    šŸ˜Ž

  7. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 1:41am EDT
    Sons Of Anarchy really has me testing my morals.
    šŸ˜’

  8. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2015 8:15pm EDT
    As a man..
    You're supposed to be there for your girl.. You're supposed to protect her from getting hurt, you're supposed to stand up for her when someone is in her face or being disrespectful.
    You're supposed to be tolerant of her attitude & understanding of her mood swings. You're supposed to be accepting of her flaws & be patient with her feelings. You're supposed to be faithful with your thoughts & committed to your promises made to her.
    You're supposed to support her in everything she does & guide her into making good decisions, you're supposed to not judge her for her mistakes & not let her past get in the way of how you feel about her now.
    You're supposed to love her even during the worst times & not leave when things get hard.

  9. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2015 8:08pm EDT
    Some people aren't loyal to you..
    They're loyal to their need of you ;
    then when their needs change, so does
    their loyalty.

  10. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2015 8:00pm EDT
    Coconuts are neither chocolate nor nutts..
    EXPLAIN YOURSELF DEVIL FRUIT!

  11. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2015 7:53pm EDT
    Sometimes I drive between lanes and
    pretend my car is Pacman
    gobbling up the dashed lines.

  12. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2015 2:27am EDT
    It hurts when someone who is such
    a BIG part of your life can make
    you feel so small.

  13. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 9:56pm EDT
    I love wearing extra baggy jeans..
    Am I fat?
    Am I skinny?
    Is it hammer-time?
    You'll never know.

  14. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 9:51pm EDT
    Hey guys is your refrigerator running?
    Because i dont like the current
    Presidential candidates. šŸ˜’

  15. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 9:45pm EDT
    I wonder if Snowmen find it weird that the ground is covered in their skin?

  16. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 9:43pm EDT
    Didn't selfie sticks used to be called friends?

  17. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 9:42pm EDT
    We need money for college ;
    We need college for a job ;
    We need jobs for money ;
    WHO DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM???

  18. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 10:23pm EST
    Don't you hate when you pāšŖāšŖp a
    ti/rd halfway out of your but/t &
    you're in front of the mirror
    pretending you
    have a small tail
    and it breaks off out
    of nowhere??

  19. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 10:18pm EST
    Of course size matters!
    Nobody wants a small pizza.

  20. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 10:16pm EST
    Business plan:
    Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" then
    whisper in their ear "its $100 to let go."

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