Best Slow Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:56pm UTC

I hate when I become conciously aware of the fact that I'm breathing
because then I start breathing too fast and I'm like, "Better slow it down. Youre breathing too much." and then I'm like, "Woah there, don't forget to breathe." and everything becomes complicated.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
April 8, 2014 8:42pm UTC

I can run..
I'm slower
than a herd
of turtles
stampeding
through
peanut butter,
but I can run.

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LolaLori
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Turtle: Nothing's slower than me.
Snail: Want a bet?
Internet: B|tch, please.

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Papaute
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September 30, 2013 11:49am UTC

slow replies make me think
you're talking to someone
a whole lot better than me
Format by Papaute

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 1:20am UTC

iOS8 will be out by the time iOS7 finishes downloading

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 9:42pm UTC

1961 upside down..
Is still
1961.
Am i the only one
who never realized?
Yes? Okay.
( ._.)

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:13pm UTC

GUYS, SLOW DOWN.
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| I can't answer zero messages
ALL AT ONCE . »

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im_just_me
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I had to use internet explorer today.
The horror .

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SparksFly34
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:49pm UTC

When you stop cutting, it feels like time slows down.
Everything takes a little bit longer.
The hours drag on.
You have more time to hate yourself.
It gets so much harder.
I'm at 9 days, yet it feels like an eternity.

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