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yes, I'm talking to you.
Welcome (:
I'm the one on the right.....
I'm 14,
i don't have a fancy format because honestly, i dont know how. and anyways, what good is all the flashyness, if you dont like my quotes?
I'm insecure, i over think little things, im clumsy, i fall apart easily and i don't always look perfect. I have my flaws, but so do you.
Accept me for me, and I'll love you forever <3

  1. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 12:50am UTC
    Are you Japanese? Cause i wanna get in japanties.

  2. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    Simba was moving too slow, so i told him to Mufasa.
    ba dum shhh

  3. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you're in the store
    and you see a little boy walking past a female mannequin modeling underwear
    and he brushes his hand across her crotch.

  4. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 3:20am UTC
    Bored, I went onto google translate .
    into the box on the left,
    i typed in asdfghjkl
    and clicked the speaker button
    to see what it would sound like
    it sounded like assfudgesicle

  5. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    Hello, summer 2012?
    I would like a refund.

  6. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Putting off summer reading until the last second .

  7. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    No one cares
    unless you're pretty or d i e i n g .

  8. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Count Me In
    -Chapter 3-
    I told Sara everything that had happened, from the moment i left the house till just now.
    "Oh my gosh. I'm speechless. Are you really going to go with them?"
    "Of course, why not! I mean, she IS paying for everything. How could I pass up on that?"
    "I don't know Amanda, something doesnt seem right about this."
    "Look Sara, it's not like I'm going to be best friends with them. It's just one trip to the mall, that's it. I'l tell you everything that happens."
    I could tell by her voice that Sara still wasn't sure about the whole thing, but she didn't continue arguing.
    "Alright... so you want to hear about my trip to the mall?"
    "Oh my gosh, yes. fill me in on all the deets!"
    We were on the phone for a good hour. Sara told me she had seen about 100 hot guys, but one had actually asked for her number. His name was Jake, and they were going to see a movie next weekend.
    "I have the perfect idea! you guys go to the movie theatre in the Brookridge mall, that's where im guessing Julia and her gang are going to want to take me.
    You can spy on us after the movie, and still have a spectacular date. You can text me if you need something and visa versa! Oh my gosh, this is going to be great."
    "That is a great idea 'manda, I love it! i can't wait till this weekend. Oh my gosh, i look horrible, i need to work out."
    "About that... I went to the YMCA today, you should join me, we could be like, work out buddies!"
    We agreed on plans, and finally got off the phone. It was 4:45 when I looked at the clock. My parents would be home in an hour.
    I went downstairs to find Luke still watching t.v., only this time eating chips while watching some basketball game. I rolled my eyes at him, went into the kitchen and got an apple. Gotta try and keep up with this dieting workout thing. I sat next to Luke and sighed, eyeing the chip bag. Bored of the basketball game, I went upstairs to my room and went on Facebook. I logged on, and one notification. I laughed to myself. "I am SO popular!" I said out loud, shaking my head. I clicked on the notification. Julia had tagged me in a post. "Can't wait to go to the mall with the best girl in the world, Amanda!"
    What the hell? Where did this come from? Now I was defenitively curious. Julia was up to something but I didn't know what. Could they maybe want me in their little group, like they did with Claire? Nooo, i was too much of a nobody. I logged off Facebook and paced back and forth in my room. What was happening? What did Julia want with me? Was this for the better? Should I really go to the mall with her this weekend? The questions raced through my mind. I was stopped by the vibrating of my phone. A new text. I picked it up and hesitently looked at the screen. Un-known number, of course. I opened the text, my heart racing. "Hey babe, its julia ;)"
    I would really appreciate feedback guys !
    thanks to all of those who have liked i so far (:
    sorry this chapter isnt super duper exciting

  9. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 1:33am UTC
    Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish

  10. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Count Me In
    -Chapter 2-
    I cringed. "Sh*t." I mumbled. I straightened up and put on my best smile. I turned around to face Julia, who had called my name. "Heyyy!" I did my best to sound happy to see them. Julia squeeled and ran to gave me a hug. The confusion must have been obvious on my face, for she looked at me and laughed. "I'm just so happy to see you! It's been like, ages, girly. What are you doing here?" I could totally tell she was faking her enthusiam, so I played along. "Oh, I know! It does seem like ages. You look great! I'm just here to get a good work out in, ya know. What about you?" Her eyes scanned my body, from my sweaty work out clothes to the hair stuck to my face from sweating. She almost cringed, but managed to keep a smile on her face. "Oh, we were just practicing tumbling for cheerleading next year. We're totally going to make it!" At this point both Claire and Caitlin had joined, and Julia gave them both high fives. I laughed a bit, trying to sound interested. "Are you going to try out?" I stopped laughing and looked at her. "Oh no, you know how I am.. I can barely touch my toes." She gave me a sympathetic look, like I was being serious. What a stuck up. "We could totally help you with that! In fact, we were going to go to the mall next weekend, and we would love to have you join." "We would?" Caitlin asked, puzzled. Julia turned around, and if looks could kill, Caitlin would have died right there. "Of course we would, girls. This is Amanda we're talking about." She turned back to me and gave me the cheesiest, most fake smile I had ever seen. I was almost in shock, so I didn't answer for a moment. "Oh I don't know, I might have chores, and I don't have any money." She shook her head and waved me off "Don't worry about it. You know what? I'll pay for everything you get." My eyes widened, "What?" She laughed. "Don't be silly, I want you to hang out with us! What are friends for, right?" She winked, and swooshed past me, with Caitlin and Claire close by her sides. "I'll call you." I stood there for a moment, watching them leave. What had just happened? Julia, wanted to hang out with me? AND she was going to pay for me to go shopping with her? This was insane. I walked out the door, and started walking home, my thoughts occupying me. I barely even noticed that I passed my house, and had to backtrack. I unlocked the door and ran in, to where Luke was sitting on the couch watching T.V. "Where have you been, 'manda?" "Nowhere." I mumbled, and headed up to my room. I had to tell Sara, she wouldn't believe this. I sat on my bed and took out my phone, and pressed call. "Hello?" she answered. I laughed, saying, "Sara, you are NOT going to believe this."
    should i continue guys? ;)

  11. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Count Me In
    My name is Amanda. I'm your average 14 year old girl. There's nothing special about me. I'm not very pretty, and i don't have any outstanding talents.
    I've never had a boyfriend, and I'm not exactly what you would call popular.
    I had grown up in a small town, and had a simple life.
    My whole school career I had blended in,
    always too scared to put myself out there.
    But, this summer was going to be different. I was going to stand out, no matter what it took.
    I was going to be a freshman at a huge highschool, and I was determined to shine.
    I was tired of blending in all of my life. I wanted to be somebody.
    "Count me in." Was all it took, that simple phrase changed everything.
    That's where my whole life turned around. One simple decision tore me away from my friends,
    family, and turned me into someone even I didn't recognize. Who was I? What had I become?
    But the real question was,
    Could I change it all around?
    hey guys(: so i want to try writing a story... but i could use your feedback. if i continued, would any of you actually read it ?

  13. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    To all of those who write stories on here:
    Honestly, if a publisher ever came across Witty,
    you all would be millionares.

  14. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:16am UTC
    Hello beautiful .
    yes , you.
    alright, so i want to try and write a story ?
    but im not sure what to write about.
    so please,
    give me ideas ?
    I'll love you forever <3

  15. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:02am UTC
    Even crocs
    are more attractive than me.
    format credit to OneDirection/

  16. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Some people need
    to grow the hell up.

  17. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    "She's ugly."
    No, she isn't ugly. She is beautiful. Just because you chose not to see the beauty in someone, it doesn't make them ugly. You have no right to call any girl ugly. You don't know how much that can scar their self esteem. She has just as many feelings as you do. Just because someone can call you ugly and you take it as a joke, doesn't mean she can. She is beautiful in every way. If you believe you have the right to call a girl ugly, you need a reality check .

  18. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:11am UTC
    When you're dreaming with a broken heart,
    waking up is the hardest part .

  19. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    when you're taking a
    shower over a friends house
    and you don't know what shampoo to use, so you use them all .

  20. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    If I speak my mind
    I'm a b i t c h.
    If I Don't,
    I'm a p u s h o v e r .
    I can't win .


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