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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2016 9:16pm UTC
    so, apparently even tho at 17 you need an adult with you to go to the doctor's because you aren't an adult, you're adult enough to be charged $301 for that appointment and have it haunt you and your credit score years later when you're an actual adult.

  2. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2015 10:03pm UTC
    I’ll never stop watching as you leave

  3. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2015 10:00pm UTC
    They lead her down a million halls, a maze that's never ending
    beeps are getting too slow, she was to late.

  4. riddles riddles
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Hey! Here's another riddle!!
    For some I go fast
    for others I'm slow.
    To most people, I'm an obsession
    relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
    Hint: Think fast,slow...
    GOOD LUCK!!

  5. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    I can run..
    I'm slower
    than a herd
    of turtles
    stampeding
    through
    peanut butter,
    but I can run.

  6. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 7:12pm UTC
    Let's have a slow dance together...but with no music....Because your heart beat is all I want to hear that is music

  7. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 11:56am UTC
    They say, go S L O W
    And everything just stands so still
    We say, go go!
    We're ready for the fight, we know the drill

  8. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 12:46am UTC
    Watching my mom type is
    THE.
    MOST.
    FRUSTRATING.
    THING.
    EVER.

  9. I'm so totally awesome. * I'm so totally awesome. *
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 2:47pm UTC
    My laptop won't stop testing my nerves.
    Patience is a virtue, darling.

  10. carrot24 carrot24
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 10:48am UTC
    That moment when no one laughs at your joke. You just think to yourself *they have probably waaaaay low I.Q than me*

  11. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 2:55am UTC
    My internet goes out more than i do

  12. Kate ^.^* Kate ^.^*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    That extremely annoying moment,when you're behind a slow walker &there's no way aroundthem.

  13. MissAmazing07 MissAmazing07
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    Have you ever
    watched kids
    On a merry-go-round?
    Or listened to
    the rain
    Slapping on the ground?
    Ever followed a
    butterfly's erratic flight?
    Or gazed at the sun into the fading
    night?
    You better slow down.
    Don't dance so
    fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    Do you run through each day
    On the
    fly?
    When you ask How are you?
    Do you hear the
    reply?
    When the day is done
    Do you lie in your
    bed
    With the next hundred chores
    Running through
    your head?
    You'd better slow down
    Don't dance so
    fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    Ever told your child,
    We'll do it
    tomorrow?
    And in your haste,
    Not see
    his
    sorrow?
    Ever lost touch,
    Let a good
    friendship die
    Cause you never had time
    To call
    and say,'Hi'
    You'd better slow down.
    Don't dance
    so fast.
    Time is short.
    The music won't
    last.
    When you run so fast to get somewhere
    You
    miss half the fun of getting there.
    When you worry and hurry
    through your day,
    It is like an unopened
    gift....
    Thrown away.
    Life is not a
    race.
    Do take it slower
    Hear the
    music
    Before the song is over.

  14. Papaute Papaute
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 11:49am UTC
    slow replies make me think
    you're talking to someone
    a whole lot better than me
    Format by Papaute

  15. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    Staring at the bottom
    of your glass
    Hoping one day you'll make
    a dream last
    But dreams come slow and they
    go so fast

  16. Zonnique Jailee Pullins* Zonnique Jailee Pullins*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 4:46am UTC
    To be or not to be...NOT!!!
    Hold up, bring the beat back
    Stop! I aint ready yet
    Wait! Let me fix my hair, yes, yes
    Yes ma'am, yes ma'am
    Now pass me my dress, yes
    -Freakum Dress Beyonce
    That part of the song basically describes me getting ready to go somewhere ... Oops

  17. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:20am UTC
    iOS8 will be out by the time iOS7 finishes downloading

  18. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    I Run.
    I mean yeah I'm slower than a group of hundred year old tortoises stampeding through peanut butter but I run.

  19. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    1961 upside down..
    Is still
    1961.
    Am i the only one
    who never realized?
    Yes? Okay.
    ( ._.)

  20. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I just wanna feel your body
    right next to mine all night long.

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