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Jordan.*

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Member Since: 18 Dec 2013 12:12am

Last Seen: 5 Jun 2014 12:33pm

Birthday: February 17

Location: On top of your fridge.

Gender: M

user id: 376380

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I'm Jordan, but mostly known as Jordesus because I'm greatly worshipped. My friend told me about this site, and since she thinks I'm gay, she wanted me to check it out. Well actually we're together now, so I guess I'm not so gay anymore. Hum. But it looks interesting. And I beg to differ; I see other manly men on this interweb site. I'm sort of getting used to whatever the hell a format is, so bear with me. (This thing about a format was written a while ago and well, I never bothered to figure it out so enjoy the black.)

I like long boarding. My favorite color is orange and grey-all fifty shades of it. And I like orange juice. And cutting people with frozen waffles. And throwing children at people's houses. And Obama with a hair quiff. So Kik me if these things suit your interests, too; at
Da_Oj_Juice_ .

Follow these wonderful and exhilarating people; MissIndescribable94, Eleph4nt, LiveAllDay, AngelaDaNinja, Athenas, Cocoaniable, Blue_Eyed_Babe11, BlackKeysLover, RockGirl789, ILuvUDaniella, JojoLovesU, Nimbus, Bvb267, L0lOk, WhenSavannahSmiles, Madi_Cook, JoshCloud, LittleMisFit, Forever_Basketball_14, JordiSmiles, I'llBeYourLouisYouBeMyHarry, SkilletBiscuit, Lou4Ever, BrieLove98, JaneBond, MikaylaSaysHi, Nandos_Lover, QuixoticTulip, HellenItsAK, Witney, WhenAllElseFails - Or don't follow. I don't know. Check them out maybe? I can't tell you want to do.

You can't curse on here though.
Scandalous italics.
I can tell you that.
I have a soft spot for kittens by the way.
I don't care if you care or not. I just had to get that off my chest yanno'.
Everything I quote is filed under love and I don't know why and it's bothering me because none of this sh/t's about love.
E v e r y t h i n g k e e p s d i s a p p e a r i n g .
I learned how to make my profile all pretty and sh/t. Enjoy. Or maybe I'll enjoy because it is my profile after all.


Somone unfollowed me because of all these catpuns.
I think I'd be lion if I said I wasn't a little hurt.
This is pawssibly the weirdest way to start the day.
Purrrhaps I should stop. This is punbearable.
This is freaking meowt. I'm not kitten.
I wouldn't want to start any cat-astrophes.
I'm feline uncomfurrtable beclaws of this.
Let's all just paws for a moment. It can'tbe 2k14.
What's with everyone's cattitude?
I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Happy New Year.


Go to these sites and you wont regret a thing;


http://procatinator.com/
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html



So my followers.. I'm not really into following and all and I honestly don't think it's impotant, /but/ thank you;
100th follower- Itsemily
111th follower- Xxnevershoutnever
200th follower- Mikaylasayshi
222nd follower- SuperEricaa/Cutorable


Thanks for a wonderful few months.
Read my last quote on how else to contact me, since I like talking to you guys.
 
  1. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:16am UTC
    Hey guys.
    Here's a poem.
    My name is Jordan
    and I'm somewhat flamboyant
    But I'm just a boy, and
    I'm leaving soon.
    Maybe this poem could be a song
    or maybe it could be an animate object
    that wears a thong
    all day long.
    I should stop thinking about thongs
    and irrelevant things
    these stanzas suck
    and so does Bing, to be honest.
    Okay luckily poems don't have to rhyme
    or have the correct punctuation
    but rhyming is less timing
    and influences more of a patient
    pay in.. dimes?
    .
    Sh/t, poem's over. Enjoy that, because.. well, why not?
    Point is, yeah, leaving, but you guys are super great and kind and wonderful and it's unfortunate I've lost my purpose on here.
    I like talking to you people, and I hope to continue with that talking over some sorta' social media where I don't have a single care about what you ate for breakfast in the morning, but you tell me and the rest of the world anyway. I had fruit this morning. It was delicious.
    I might be back, though. A lot's on Jordy's plate, lately. I got another summer job and what not, and I'm taking college-level classes as well this time, while putting up with some b/tch who can't help but love me.
    (I'm totally joking, I respect that b/tch.)
    You, dear reader, don't have a single care about that, either. But that was for the curious ones.
    As they say; curiosity kills the cat.
    Luckily you all are people and not.. cats.
    By the way, cats are still number one of my list of To Own Most Of.
    Sort of like empty bottles of Gatorade.
    Owning Most of those. Definitely.
    If you see a cat, ever, enjoy that blessing you have of being in the presence of one.
    And maybe think of me, yeah?
    Unless you're allergic, then don't do any of the following and get the hell out of the room you're in.
    I mean, you can still think about me.
    Presence all around, hoo hoo. Jordesus is da name.
    I did just replace 'the' with 'da'.
    You're welcome.
    Anywh/reway, social media and what not. Right, right. I just made an Instagram. Actually I haven't yet but before I type the next word, I will make one.
    Okay, made one.
    And it's @- wait, I forgot.
    It's @- it takes a minute to stop being a hoe and load.
    Seriously. Okay.
    I don't know how I forgot it. It's @Jordesus (Place white girl 'duh' here)
    I'll follow you back instantaneously. Or close to instantaneously. Not sure if I'll even like Instagram, in all honesty.
    White girl selfies, all day long, hay hay.
    I thrive on making fun of Ellie. (That one b/tch I was talking about earlier.)
    Pretty tired tonight.
    Oh and there's Kik, too. Kik is fun. I'm @Da_Oj_Juise_
    Once again, lots of great quotes... Steve, you're a cool dude.
    I enjoyed reading what everyone had to say and aye, you guys are somethin' interesting.
    I apologize if this is hard to read. Or if I seem like a d/uchebag. Chances are, this is hard to read and I'm too lazy to edit, and because of that laziness and constant use on the b/tch card for my girlfriend, I am a d/uchebag.
    But yeah, I wana' talk to you guys, so please feel free to Kik or Instagram my face.
    ^
    |
    Sorry if none of that makes sense. It's late. (It's actually only 2 am but I need an excuse for my malfunctioning brain.)
    Happy summer.
    You're great.

  2. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    Age is
    not important
    unless you're
    a cheese.

  3. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    The sign of intelligence is
    that you are constantly
    wondering. Idiots are always
    dead sure about every damn
    thing they are doing in their life.

  4. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    An arrow can only be shot by pulling
    it backward. When life is dragging
    you back with difficulties, it means it's
    going to launch you into something
    great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

  5. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 5:24pm UTC
    The biggest
    challenge of life
    is to be yourself in
    a world that is
    trying to make you
    like everyone else.

  6. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    Alexithymia:
    difficulty
    describing
    feelings to
    other people.

  7. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    When the root is
    deep,
    there is no reason to
    fear the wind.

  8. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    I'm not
    interested
    in competing
    with anyone.
    I hope we all
    make it.

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    I can run..
    I'm slower
    than a herd
    of turtles
    stampeding
    through
    peanut butter,
    but I can run.

  10. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    Negative people are only
    happy when they are
    bringing you down to their level.

  11. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    Dear mum,
    I love how we
    don't have to
    say out loud
    that I'm your
    favorite child.
    Happy Mother's Day.

  12. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 4:14pm UTC
    The difference between
    school and life;
    In school, you're taught
    a lesson then given
    a test. In life, you're
    given a test that
    teaches you a lesson.

  13. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    Every time
    you are able
    to find some
    humor in a
    difficult sitaution,
    you win.

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    The only thing standing
    between you and your
    goal is the bullsh/t story
    you keep telling yourself
    as to why you
    can't achieve it.

  15. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    Yawning is your body's
    way of saying 20% of
    battery remaining.

  16. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    Simple
    things become
    complicated
    when you
    expect too
    much.

  17. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    What screws us
    up most in life
    is the picture
    in our head of
    how it is
    supposed to be.

  18. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 4:02pm UTC
    I don't
    hold grudges.
    I remember
    facts.

  19. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    "If you are living out of a sense
    of obligation you are a slave."

  20. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 3:09pm UTC
    Be careful who
    you open up to.
    Only a few people
    actually care.
    The rest are just
    curious.

:)

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