Sharks Quotes

Amenah
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February 9, 2016 10:36pm UTC

its so cute because they look so evil like they actually look evil but they're just giant simple fish with sharp teeth who just wanna swim and eat man that's all they want, they are simple fishes and they deserve the best in life you know?? they look so evil but they're really just simple and hungry let them live i say

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 13, 2014 6:41pm UTC

You know I understand why some sharks attach humans. I mean, when a stranger goes into my house wearing a speedo I would probably attack them.

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zimchim*
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December 10, 2013 4:01pm UTC

~
Keep looking forward.
Never back.
~

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motz_ztom*
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October 23, 2013 4:44am UTC

It really peeves me off when people repeat stuff.
I just want to knock them out, bury them alive and leave them for a few hours, before digging them back out, throwing them into a sea of hungry sharks and then walking off.
#SoCute

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Butterbear
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August 9, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Sharks only kill about 10 people a year, while around
100 people a year die from being stepped on by a cow.

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brillt27
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August 1, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows.
Where's cow week, Discovery Channel? hmm?

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we2areawesome
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August 1, 2013 1:36pm UTC

You know...
Sharks aren't the bad
guys. If some stranger
entered my house in
a speedo, I would
proberly attack him too.

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blakeboy
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July 28, 2013 9:28am UTC

i feel bad for sharks
because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless
like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs

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CharliesTheName
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July 20, 2013 7:52pm UTC

I wonder if sharks collect people teeth

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michaelangalo
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July 5, 2013 11:12pm UTC

i.would.never.survive.a.shark.attack
i would drown trying to find the edge of the ocean to hold onto

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glitter162*
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May 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I don't know how people get
eaten by sharks. I mean, how can you not hear the music?

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Gabzers123
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April 20, 2013 3:31pm UTC

I just love how people run and scream out of the water and then out of the beach in a movie where there are sharks in the water. Like seriously, Sharks can't walk....

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Alaina99
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March 9, 2013 10:45am UTC

sharks aren't the bad guys
if a stranger entered my house wearing nothing but a speedo, I'd probably attack too.

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RingoStar
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February 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Music Teacher: everyone will be singing a song of my choice in front of the class.
Me: no.
Music Teacher: this will take place next week.
Me: you're asking for death
Me: ...and to be burried alive then dragged out of your grave
Me: ...and stomped on by heavy angry elephants
Me: ...and thrown into a pool of sharks while on your period
Me: ...and finally turned into a shooting target

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ADifferentMe
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February 18, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Sharks aren't so bad...
If a stranger entered my house wearing only a speedo, I would probably attack them too.
NMQ

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fluorescent adolescent*
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:31pm UTC

I was on the bus one day.
And I heard this one sixth grade kid say, "Oh look at me, I'm Demi Lovato. Oh wait, where's my knife? I need to cut."
And I wanted to throw that kid off a cliff and feed him to the sharks so bad.

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