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Member Since: 28 Jun 2013 01:46pm

Last Seen: 28 Nov 2015 07:20am

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Hellooo! my name is Jess.
My favorite place is Nandos and i love nutella and almost any foods.
I live in England!
I love most rock bands. I play rugby and i love to Skateboard, rollerblade and paint.
. I have only one best friend and she usually gives me ideas for quotes soo yeah...






  1. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 2:43pm EST
    How i learned to mind my own business:
    I was walking past the mental hospital the other
    day,
    And all the patients were shouting, '13....13......13!".
    The fence was too high up to see over, but
    I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through
    to see what was going on...
    Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick,
    Then they all started shouting, "14...14....14!".

  2. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:51pm EST
    Doctor: Well the results are,
    you're pregnant.
    Girl: Aww, what? You got to be,
    kid- in- me!
    Doctor: *sigh* Did you get
    pregnant just to tell that joke?
    Girl: Totally birth it.

  3. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 4:47pm EST
    ;
    That moment when you can actually feel the pain
    in your chest from seeing or
    hearing something that
    breaks your heart.

  4. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:58pm EST
    i will stop loving you
    when an apple fruit grows
    on a mango tree,
    on the 30th day
    of February

  5. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:47pm EST
    The amazing moments in life;
    1. coming home late and going straight to bed.
    2. buying amazing clothes that you found on sale.
    3. holding hands.
    4. unexpected moments that become your favourite memories.
    5. talking on the phone until five in the morning.
    6. resting on someones chest.
    7. taking long showers that wash away your worries.
    8. feeling as though you finally belong somewhere.
    9. deciding what you want to do with your life.
    10. feeling satisfied after a delicious meal.
    11. falling asleep instantly when you're upset.
    12. meeting people that happen to change your life for better.
    13. when you have a great night of sleep.
    14. drinking a cup of tea.
    15. realizing everything is going to be okay.

  6. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:20pm EST
    Don't waste words on people who
    deserve your silence. Sometimes
    the most powerful thing you can
    say is nothing at all.
    ~Mandy hale~

  7. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:17pm EST
    I wonder what it's like
    to wake up and love yourself
    to look in the mirror and not want to cry
    to weigh yourself, see the number, and not want to puke
    to be with friends and not feel ugly
    to go into public and not be insecure
    to go shopping for clothes and not feel fat
    i just wonder;
    what it's like to love your life...

  8. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:16pm EST
    Can no one see this smile I'm faking,
    See how, inside, I'm constantly shaking?
    These people all claim they know me well,
    Yet no one can see through my crumbling shell?
    "I'm fine" , I whisper, my sadness unknown,
    They leave me to deal with this anguish alone.
    I've hidden behind this wall most of my life,
    I've managed so far, I've dealt with my life.
    Watching as, slowly, my blood leaks away,
    It helps to keep life's true horrors at bay.
    I pull down my sleeve to cover my hurt,
    For approaching footsteps, I'm on the alert.
    I guess my pretense is just all too real,
    No one has to know of the pain that I feel.
    The real me inside, where no one can see,
    I can fool everyone else, why can't I fool me..?

  9. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 4:49pm EST
    Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British
    accent but she wasn't from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn't have
    a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me that her parents
    faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with
    a British accent.

  10. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 11:07am EST
    What if
    Harry Potter
    never went to
    Hogwarts...
    and created a false reality
    to cope living under the
    stairs?

  11. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:58am EST
    Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it
    Cereal water.
    CEREAL WATER.

  12. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 3:04pm EST
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    Barack Obama
    @BarackObama
    Follow
    @nickjonas @joejonas @kevinjonas get back together or i'm shutting down the government again
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  13. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 7:02pm EST
    In physics the other day my teacher
    started having this coughing fit.
    So, he says, "I THINK SATAN IS
    CHOKING ME"
    and I just went "Sorry" and he
    stopped coughing.
    I think everyone in my class
    is terrified of me now...

  14. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:57pm EST
    What if paper screamed every word you wrote back
    at you?
    What if it does but you can't hear it?
    These are the things that keep me up
    at night.

  15. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:44pm EST
    One time, my super religious aunt came to visit
    and gave me a blessed cross since i'm an
    athiest and she thinks she can convert me.
    I picked it up and immidiately dropped it screaming,
    "IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!"
    She was super p.issed off at me and my dad
    came in to see what the commotion was, picked
    up the cross and did the exact same thing.
    My aunt doesn't visit anymore...

  16. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:38pm EST
    2 people sitting on front of me on
    the bus were talking about how rude
    it is when people eavesdrop on others conversations
    and I leaned forward and told them that
    I totally agree.

  17. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 4:09pm EST
    Jingle bells,
    Twilight smells,
    Edward ran away,
    Jacob cries,
    Bella dies,
    Harry Potter all the way,
    Hay!

  18. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 9:27pm EST
    I knew a girl who liked to draw.
    She drew pictures that nobody saw.
    She was most artistic at night, in her
    bathroom, out of sight.
    She didn't tell a soul and her gallery
    grew.
    Her drawings were different, no
    pencil or pen.
    But needed a bandage now and
    again.
    She thought why of all people, did it have
    to be her.
    To be alive in this cruel world.
    And one night we stood by the river, under the stars.
    She rolled up her sleeves and
    showed me her scars.
    She felt so broken & embarrassed and looked
    at her shoe.
    I rolled up my sleeves and whispered,
    "I draw too."

  19. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 7:42pm EDT
    I'm the type of person that can watch
    hundreds of horror movies &
    not get scared but would
    scream at the top of my lungs when
    toast pops out of the toaster.

  20. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 7:34pm EDT
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Monkeys like YOU,
    Belong in a zoo.
    But don't be afraid,
    I'll be there too
    Not in the cage,
    But laughing at you.
    I'm only joking,
    I'm just bored.
    I wanted to
    Say hello to you!
    So enjoy this poem,
    That I made up for you,
    Hope it makes you smile,
    And helps you enjoy your day too!

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