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fluorescent adolescent*

1. fluorescent adolescent*
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   June 20, 2014 1:29pm UTC
   I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU
   no, actually i just hate myself
   
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2. fluorescent adolescent*
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   January 26, 2014 10:12pm UTC
   WHY'D YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE HIGH?
   
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3. fluorescent adolescent*
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   November 19, 2013 7:43pm UTC
   baby, i've been, i've been losing sleep
   studying for the algebra, history, and english test i have tomorrow
   
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4. fluorescent adolescent*
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   November 17, 2013 4:54pm UTC
   if she'll never be a royal,
   then why is her name lorde?
   
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5. fluorescent adolescent*
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   November 15, 2013 6:18pm UTC
   that one spongebob episode where spongebob
   keeps making excuses and procastinating so
   he doesn't have to do his 800 wordessay
   about what not to do at a stop-light is basically
   the story of my life
   
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6. fluorescent adolescent*
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   November 5, 2013 5:30pm UTC
   teacher: i'm gonna call roll now
   boy: EVERYONE WHO IS ABSENT, PLEASE SPEAK UP
   
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7. fluorescent adolescent*
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   October 25, 2013 10:10pm UTC
   in class today:
   guy: hey you know what i'm gonna do on halloween
   guy: i'm gonna steal kids' candy.
   guy: i'll be like "hey that bag looks suspicous, kid. do you have drugs on you? i'll have to confiscate that."
   guy: and then i'll steal the candy and run away
   guy: and then i'll give it back because i'll feel sorry for the kid
   
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8. fluorescent adolescent*
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   October 13, 2013 10:25pm UTC
   i'd rather not
   be alone
   
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9. fluorescent adolescent*
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2013 6:29pm UTC
   "rain, rain, go away. come again another day."
   so are we basically telling the rain to procastinate by saying not to rain now and to do it later
   
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10. fluorescent adolescent*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    F
    Fluorine
    U
    Urainum
    C
    carbon
    K
    Porassium
    
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11. fluorescent adolescent*
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    September 16, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    a friend: i told my mom that i wanted to wear sweatpants everyday and she said, 'no, i hate the homeless look.'
    
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12. fluorescent adolescent*
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    September 6, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    just the two of us
    against the rest
    of the world
    
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13. fluorescent adolescent*
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    August 31, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    when you are drinking something with ice in it and you start finishing it so you tilt the cup up and the ice slams you in the face or is that just me
    
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14. fluorescent adolescent*
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    August 31, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    that one really crunchy french fry at the bottom of the bag
    
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15. fluorescent adolescent*
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    August 30, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Everyone annoys me,
    yet I feel like I annoy everyone
    
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16. fluorescent adolescent*
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    August 24, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    FICTION > REALITY
    
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17. fluorescent adolescent*
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    August 24, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    i am free
    but i am flawed
    
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18. fluorescent adolescent*
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    August 24, 2013 11:13am UTC
    and if you're in love, then you are the lucky ones
    cause most of us are bitter over someone
    
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19. fluorescent adolescent*
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    July 31, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder how I'm
    gonna handle having a baby
    if I feel like dying after getting a paper cut.
    
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20. fluorescent adolescent*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    AND WE CAN'T STOOOP
    (eating)
    AND WE WON'T STOOOOP
    (eating)
    
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