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Alaina99

Status: Alainalovesyou.tumblr.com

Member Since: 23 Apr 2011 01:30am

Last Seen: 12 Mar 2023 04:02am

Location: Chicago!

Gender: F

user id: 167888

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Hi, I'm Alaina and

I like music, hockey,

food, tumblr, and

dorky boys.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 3:38am UTC

police: You're under arrest, open the door, now!
me: Not with that attitude.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 6:20pm UTC

him: have you ever said, "I love you" before?
me: yeah, once.
him: well, what happened?
me: um, let's just say I'm not good with far distance relationships.
him: well, how far does he live?
me: how far is my kitchen?

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Alaina99
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 6:18pm UTC

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:33pm UTC

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell,
And now they're on my face

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:24pm UTC

babies need to shut up and get a job.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:16pm UTC

I have 99 problems
and they're all due monday.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:14pm UTC

I see you're paying attention to someone who isn't me. why is that.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:11pm UTC

guinea pigs
are just hairy baked potatoes.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 11:01am UTC

middle school girls
should be blowing bubbles, not boys.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:58am UTC

sweetie,
my showers last longer than your relationships.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:47am UTC

I tried being normal once!
it was the worst 3 and a half minutes of my life.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:45am UTC

sharks aren't the bad guys
if a stranger entered my house wearing nothing but a speedo, I'd probably attack too.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:43am UTC

if my ceiling fan could hold my weight
I would never be bored again

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:39am UTC

dear person who finished the test in 4 minutes,
I hope you fail.
Sincerely,
Still on the first question.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 7:03pm UTC

we all know that one person that deserves to be hit by a bus.
*cough cough* Regina George. *cough cough*

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 7:00pm UTC

locking your pet in your room
forcing it to spend time with you

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:57pm UTC

dear boy sitting next to me,
I can see you copying my test.
Sincerely, I didn't study either.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:54pm UTC

& here's to the girls who
had their heart broken buy a boy they never even dated.

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:51pm UTC

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how about no.
♥

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:47pm UTC

butterflies?
more like elephants in a bounce house

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