Best Ow Quotes Today

concepts*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 9:53am UTC

Does anyone else wish that people would take into consideration the people with bigger bone structure? I'm very tired of hair ties stranglíng my wrists.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Today an attractive guy walked into my social studies class. I was staring at him, he looked at me and smiled. I threw-up in my mouth a little because I was nervous.
My ego is in seriously butt-hurt.

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heartwisper
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Sie brach mein Herz: German
Tu as brisé mon coeur: French
Me rompiste el corazón: Spanish
Bhris tú mo chroí: Irish
Hai spezzato il mio cuore: Italian
You broke my heart: English

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JustBeingMEE
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May 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC

"Your just bleeding because you don't use floss"
the dentist says as he stabs me in the mouth repeatedly with his tools

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:27am UTC

Got a concussion....
Yippie ._.

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I feel like I'm going to get a siezure from watching the top of the screen

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AzraelEsdras
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 10:06pm UTC

I have a C O N F E S S I O N:
Sometimes, I feel like I have the BACK of an OLD LADY.
Ow.

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hiimawkward247*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:33pm UTC

Hi there. My Name's Nicole and I'm the biggest klutz you will ever meet.
I JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 11:50pm UTC

So, I tried to get out
of my pig's pen by climbing
over the wire fence behind
his house by using the house
as a stepping stool (the pen door was
tied shut from the other side),
and as soon as I got one foot on
the ground I had like a spaz attack
or some s.hit and everything went to hell.
I started losing my balance, which
made me twist my knee, which made me
fall on my face, which made me get
caught in the fence because my other leg
was stuck on the other side of the fence,
resulting in scraped legs and cuts all over the place.
So... that was my day.
Not a quote. Do I care? Eh, not really.
I'd rather see people post s.hit like
this instead of all the f.ucking complaining.

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FreBear
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 3:12pm UTC

So today I was in the PE changing rooms
Then this girl walked over to me,
Yelled at me a few times,
Then slapped me across the face
(it actually really hurt but i'm used to it)
But as she was leaving
She walked straight into the wall,
And she hit her nose on the bag pegs.
I was laughing,
And as I was walking out,
I whispered to her,
'Karma can be a bi*ch sometimes'.
Which may or may not have resulted in another slap
So worth it.

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smilesanyways
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 9:11am UTC

Sometimes I think you're getting tired of me... That you no longer want to see me as much as you use to ...or talk to.... that you love me but maybe I'm not what you want anymore... but you won't tell me because you don't want to break my heart...

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KayleeAnn22
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:11pm UTC

that horrible feeling you get when you're swimming, and get water in your nose

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 20, 2014 4:22pm UTC

last night I randomly got this toothache
that involved the whole left side of my face
throbbing. I've pretty much spent the past
15 hours taking tylenol, aleve, and ibuprofen
(prescription strength b.itches.) I seriously
feel like the side of my face is going to fall
off (yes, I'm quite aware that is impossible.)
Ibuprofen has never worked for me before,
but hot d.amn it's fabulous right now.

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1DisSleepingWithSirens_
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Today , I realized that,
If you run full speed,
The automatic doors
won't,
→ open in time

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 8:34pm UTC

When you hit your shin on something hard..................................................It's just...........................................................................ow.............................................................

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*AngelsAreBadass*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 3:29pm UTC

So today we had a fire drill in school and we were walking back inside when i hear from behind me "Get out of my way."
I recognised this as my friends voice, so i slow down and move further in front of her. Since we were on stairs and she is short, this put my butt directly into her face, so she did the only thing a sensible person could do; she pushed me.
I tripped upwards and didnt think anything of it, but now, thirty minutes later, im sitting in my moms office waiting for her to get off work so i can get my foot X-Rayed, because its broken.

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