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Birthday: December 4

Location: Texas

Gender: M

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  1. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    aaaand im done with the
    Song of the Day
    stuff, cant be bothered.

  2. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:52pm UTC
    Cross off the things you've done.
    (Put marks around things if youre on mobile)
    Graduated high school
    -Kissed someone-
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    -Collected Something really Stupid-
    Gone to a rock concert
    -Help someone-
    -Gone fishing-
    -Watched 4 movies in one night-
    -Gone long periods of time without sleep-
    -Lied to someone-
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    -Been in a car accident-
    -Been in a Tornado-
    Done hard drugs
    -Watched someone die-
    -Been at a funeral-
    -Burned yourself-
    -Ran a marathon-
    -Cried yourself to sleep-
    -Spent over $200 in one day-
    -Flown on a plane-
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    -Been cheated on-
    Written a 10 page letter
    -Gone skiing-
    Been Sailing
    -Cut yourself on accident-
    -Had a best friend-
    -Lost someone you loved-
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    -Dangerously close to being in jail-
    -Skipped School-
    -Skipped a class-
    -Had Detention-
    -Got in trouble for something you didn't do-
    -Stolen books from a library-
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    -Been in a mental hospital-
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    -Had an online Diary-
    -Fired a gun-
    -Had a yard sale-
    -Had a lemonade stand-
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    -Been in a school play-
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld
    Voted for someone on a reality tv show
    -Written poetry-
    -Read more than 20 books a year-
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    -Loved someone you shouldn't have-
    -Befriended someone you shouldn't have-
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    -Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once-
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    -Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem-
    -Been in a fist fight-
    -Gone surfing in California-
    -Had or have a pet hamster-
    -Pet a wild animal-
    -Used a credit card-
    -Did "spirit day" at your school-
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced

  3. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    So today we had a fire drill in school and we were walking back inside when i hear from behind me "Get out of my way."
    I recognised this as my friends voice, so i slow down and move further in front of her. Since we were on stairs and she is short, this put my butt directly into her face, so she did the only thing a sensible person could do; she pushed me.
    I tripped upwards and didnt think anything of it, but now, thirty minutes later, im sitting in my moms office waiting for her to get off work so i can get my foot X-Rayed, because its broken.

  4. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    Someone recently said i looked like Joey Graceffa.I know theyre a youtuber but who are they? lol

  5. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 10:32pm UTC
    I pull us up out of the tub and walk to the mirror, dragging you along behind me. You're confused, and I stand you in front of the mirror. I'm behind you and you're trying to turn around, but I hold you there. "Look." I say, and you do. You turn to the mirror, looking at me, but I say "No. Look at yourself." You do. You look over everything, you're face, your hair, your skin, your legs, arms. Your scars. I whisper in your ear. "This is what I love you for, because you are beautiful."

  6. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    This ones old and a bit different, but...SOtD #14Convoy

  7. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:21am UTC
    SOtD #13Sharp Dressed Man~by ZZ Top~

  8. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 7:54pm UTC
    SOtD #12Behind Blue Eyes~by The Who~

  9. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 9:24am UTC
    So this dyslexic kid walks into a bra...

  10. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 9:21am UTC
    SOtD #11Carry On My Wayward Son~by Kansas~

  11. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    Hey Yuki, here's a link to the picture I used for my profile pic.
    If it asks for a password, it is "wittian".
    And here's the link to my old profile picture.

  12. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    If anyone needs me,I'll be watching Supernatural...Or doctor who...Or... You know what?ILL WATCH ALL THE THINGS!

  13. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 12:00am UTC
    So im not in athletics this year and i cant bring myself to excercise. Last year i could do around 80 situps without problems, and a week ago i could barely do 25.So i had an idea...I started listining to the absolute FUNNIEST sh¡t I could find, and laughed myself into shape... No joke, i can hit 120 situps straight.(Now if only i could get this to work on my arms.)

  14. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 11:48pm UTC
    So I got bored just now and rubbed my hands in coffee grounds andEVERYTHING SMELLS AMAZING!^_^

  15. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 11:40pm UTC
    I hate it when i go to school after spending alot of time getting on the exact amount of my $120 cologne

    Then the beautiful awesomeness gets drowned out by 300 mexicans wearing 5 pounds of Axe cologne each.

  16. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    Getting back intoSOtD #10Elements~By Lindsey Stirling~

  17. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:54pm UTC
    I now realize that my profile pic shouldnt be an anime girl angel, no matter how bad-A.I came to this realization after being asked out by a guy that thought i was lying when i told him i was a dude. Sorry bro.

  18. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    Anything big happen while I was on my luxary vacation to he.ll?

  19. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 9:02pm UTC
    Thanks to the people that payed attention to my birthday, it means alot, even if i wasnt here.

  20. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 8:57pm UTC
    So... Ive started listening to "The Last Podcast On The Left"...Epically hilarious.


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