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JustBeingMEE

1. JustBeingMEE
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   May 2, 2014 9:53pm UTC
   *puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
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2. JustBeingMEE
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   April 30, 2014 9:22am UTC
   why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black freaking sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
   
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3. JustBeingMEE
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   April 30, 2014 9:14am UTC
   celebrity: OMG i just witnessed a murder. i'm so scared. wow. please pray.
   fan: COME TO BRAZIL!!!
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4. JustBeingMEE
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   January 26, 2014 2:55pm UTC
   Please don't fave this quote. If I get 0 faves my mom will quit smoking. Seriously. Please help me and do not like this quote.
   
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5. JustBeingMEE
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   November 2, 2013 4:52pm UTC
   why do tv shows blur out the middle finger? like whats behind that? is it an umbrella? an elephant?
   
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6. JustBeingMEE
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   October 29, 2013 9:45pm UTC
   "ur bra strap is showing" u say.
   children begin to scream,
   tears r streaming down my face,
   my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats.
   no one can ever know i wear a bra
   
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7. JustBeingMEE
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   August 19, 2013 5:08pm UTC
   Sorry, the only language I speak is sarcasm.
   
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8. JustBeingMEE
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   May 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC
   Me in 2008: I was so stupid last year.
   Me in 2009: I was so stupid last year.
   Me in 2010: I was so stupid last year.
   Me in 2011: I was so stupid last year.
   Me in 2012: I was so stupid last year.
   Me in 2013: I was so stupid last year.
   ...to be continued...
   
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9. JustBeingMEE
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   May 12, 2013 7:52pm UTC
   When you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like I don't know what to tell you man.
   
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10. JustBeingMEE
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    May 9, 2013 11:10am UTC
    Can you lift up your cheeks without using your hands?
    You look better with that smile!
    
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11. JustBeingMEE
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    May 8, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    South America, it's like America... but south!
    
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12. JustBeingMEE
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    May 7, 2013 10:16am UTC
    "You're bleeding because you don't floss your teeth," the murder says as he begins to stab me in the arm.
    
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13. JustBeingMEE
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    May 6, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    You know there is something wrong with you when you say "excuse me, sorry" to a pole you just walked into.
    
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14. JustBeingMEE
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    May 5, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    She's addicted to the music lyrics that spill her heart out for her.
    
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15. JustBeingMEE
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    May 5, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
    
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16. JustBeingMEE
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    May 5, 2013 11:46am UTC
    "I'll just have a small snack," I say as I shove five pies, a cake, a dozen cookies, a snickers bar, pancakes, crackers, chocolate, donuts, and a wedding cake into my mouth.
    
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17. JustBeingMEE
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    May 5, 2013 11:32am UTC
    "Said no one ever", said everone.
    
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18. JustBeingMEE
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    May 5, 2013 11:23am UTC
    I took a break from Witty. Now it is completely different. Before anyone could be on the top quotes. If you had a good quote it was recognized. Now, I scroll down the top quitesand I see the same users over and over. If someone else had wrote that quote it wouldn't be in the top quotes section. I use Witty to excape from the cliques and popular groups at school, and now Witty has become just that.
    
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19. JustBeingMEE
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    May 5, 2013 11:13am UTC
    I love you more than I love pizza.
    
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20. JustBeingMEE
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    May 5, 2013 11:07am UTC
    Screw it, I'm working at McDonalds.
    
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