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  1. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    I know i'm losing you,
    And it's literally killing me.

  2. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Me: *dancing around in my room in my underwear and being stupid*
    Me: *kicks leg into the air*
    Me: *whacks foot on bunk ladder*
    Me: *yelling* ow!!! Holy shít! I'm gonna diiiiieeeee!!!!
    Me: no worries I just broke my entire body here
    Me: *tries to stand up*
    Me: *falls*
    Me: I'm dying up here, mom! But don't come up because I'm in my underwear!
    Mom: *yelling* SHUT THE HÈLL UP, CAT!!! YOU ARE F.CKING FINE!

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    Every time I do something dumb I knock on the back of my head
    and let's just say
    my head really hurts

  4. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 11:34am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    It is so not funny
    when you hit your funny bone.

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    I tried telling the truth
    but then I just got beat up for it

  6. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:11am UTC
    I brush my teeth like twice a day and i still have like four cavities.
    Need to step up my game, man.
    *gobbles chocolate*

  7. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    I JUST WENT TO PUNCH THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME
    AND SMASHED MY ELBOW AGAINST THE WALL BEHIND US.
    MY ELBOW IS DEAD. OW OW OW OW OW.

  8. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    The Boy looks at him, face twitching but making an effort to be still. “Repeat after me.”
    The Boy grins at him, eyes sliding left, down, up, back to center.
    “I love you.”
    “I love you.”
    “No. Repeat— I,” he presses a fist into his chest, “love you,” the fist finds The Boy’s breastbone.
    He looks confused for a moment, then says, slowly, “You love me.”
    “Yes. I love you and I’m not going to leave you.”
    “You love me and you’re not going to leave me.”
    “I love you and I’m not going to leave you.”
    “You love me and you’re not going to leave me.”
    “I love you. I’m not going to leave you.”
    “You love me. You’re not going to leave me.”
    “I really do. I’m really not.”
    “You really do. You’re really not.”
    “If I get sent to prison—” he raises his eyebrows at The Boy’s giggle.
    “If you get sent to prison—”
    “I still won’t leave you.”
    “You still won’t leave me. Because I’ll probably be arrested for the same—”
    “If they bring back the draft and I’m sent overseas—”
    “Oh my God. If they bring back the draft and you’re sent overseas—”
    “I still won’t leave you.”
    “You still won’t leave me.”
    “If I die—”
    “No.”
    “If I die—”
    “No. That’s enough.” He presses down harder with his knees.
    “If. I. Die.”
    The Boy stares at him in silence, then trails fingers over the bones of his best friend's knees.
    “If you die,” it’s barely a whisper.
    “I still won’t leave you.”
    “You still won’t leave me. ‘Cause I’ll die too. I will.”
    “That’s not what I’m saying. Repeat. I won’t leave you.”
    “You won’t leave me.”
    “I will haunt you—”
    “You will haunt me—”
    “All the days of your life.”
    “All the days of my life.”
    “Because the way you love me—”
    “Because the way I love you—”
    “Is perfect.”
    “No.”
    “Is perfect.”
    “No.”
    “Is perfect.”
    “Is perfect.”

  9. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Me: *trips in hallway* OW. MY PRIDE

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    Oh my gosh my backpack weighs so much now i know what it feels like to be a turtle.

  11. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    I heard my best
    friend's voice
    for the first time
    today
    nmf

  12. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    My nephew is in the stage where all of his toys are really hard plastic. Which means his new favorite game is "hit aunt brittani in the head as many times as you can until she dies."

  13. idontknowww idontknowww
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Hitting your toe on a wooden table has to
    be one of
    THE MOST PAINFUL THINGS EVER.

  14. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I hate when you get like a zit in a really annoying place and you always end up touching it by accident and it hurts :(

  15. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    We had to watch a video of a woman giving birth in school today and it's official I'm adopting

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 7:38pm UTC
    *laying in bed*
    me: oh wow, my nose stopped hurting.
    me: *drops electronic on my face.*
    me: oh wow, my nose started hurting.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Me after exercising:
    Me: owwww my legs.
    Me: oh god, I feel it in my butt too.
    Me: is that normal?
    Me: seriously tho, is it?
    Me: f.uck, I just got my period.
    Me: is that supposed to happen?
    Me: ohmagod, why does my v.agina burn?
    Me: my boobs, my boooooobs.
    Me: I can't feel my feet. I now have nubs.
    Me: OW.
    Me: I'm pretty sure this is what hell feels like.
    I can't.

  18. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Just got braces.
    I'm on diet of soup, mashed potatoes, and icecream...
    Whoop-de-doo...
    -__-

  19. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    mom: *sets down a piece of buttered toast in front of me*
    me: thanks! *uses hands to pick it up*
    mom: no wait, its still-
    me: AGH! *drops bread*
    mom: -hot...
    every. single. time.
    mq

  20. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 6:18am UTC
    Me: *falls down the stairs*
    Me: FREE!!!! FREE FALLING!!!

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