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  1. MaxieTofu MaxieTofu
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2022 10:26pm UTC
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    I have never felt more alone.

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  2. RoseGold RoseGold
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2015 5:11am UTC
    You ate my heart and you'll never think twice

  3. RoseGold RoseGold
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2015 5:08am UTC
    As all my castles crumbled
    Kingsmen fleeing high
    You simply turned your head and smiled
    Saying what a foolish girl was I

  4. RoseGold RoseGold
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2015 5:04am UTC
    Please don't say you love me
    Cause I'm not going to say it back

  5. RoseGold RoseGold
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2015 5:02am UTC
    Pretending not to care is starting to get so much harder
    ...and so much more fun

  6. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    I heard my best
    friend's voice
    for the first time
    today
    nmf

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    last night I randomly got this toothache
    that involved the whole left side of my face
    throbbing. I've pretty much spent the past
    15 hours taking tylenol, aleve, and ibuprofen
    (prescription strength b.itches.) I seriously
    feel like the side of my face is going to fall
    off (yes, I'm quite aware that is impossible.)
    Ibuprofen has never worked for me before,
    but hot d.amn it's fabulous right now.

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 9:04pm UTC
    I just tried to take a drink of my coffee and it burnt my tongue and oww.

  9. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 8:34pm UTC
    When you hit your shin on something hard..................................................It's just...........................................................................ow.............................................................

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 7:38pm UTC
    *laying in bed*
    me: oh wow, my nose stopped hurting.
    me: *drops electronic on my face.*
    me: oh wow, my nose started hurting.

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    I tried telling the truth
    but then I just got beat up for it

  12. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    So today we had a fire drill in school and we were walking back inside when i hear from behind me "Get out of my way."
    I recognised this as my friends voice, so i slow down and move further in front of her. Since we were on stairs and she is short, this put my butt directly into her face, so she did the only thing a sensible person could do; she pushed me.
    I tripped upwards and didnt think anything of it, but now, thirty minutes later, im sitting in my moms office waiting for her to get off work so i can get my foot X-Rayed, because its broken.

  13. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    okay.
    i love my best guy friend.
    what now?
    #broken,adviceplease?

  14. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:11am UTC
    I brush my teeth like twice a day and i still have like four cavities.
    Need to step up my game, man.
    *gobbles chocolate*

  15. smilesanyways smilesanyways
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 9:11am UTC
    Sometimes I think you're getting tired of me... That you no longer want to see me as much as you use to ...or talk to.... that you love me but maybe I'm not what you want anymore... but you won't tell me because you don't want to break my heart...

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 5:05am UTC
    Having cramps so bad you throw-up
    and start sobbing in the bathroom.
    justgirlythings

  17. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    Today an attractive guy walked into my social studies class. I was staring at him, he looked at me and smiled. I threw-up in my mouth a little because I was nervous.
    My ego is in seriously butt-hurt.

  18. smilesanyways smilesanyways
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    I have nothing figures out...

  19. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Me: *trips in hallway* OW. MY PRIDE

  20. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    guy: im sorry
    Me: dont worry about it.
    guy: i didnt want to hurt your feelings....
    tears well up.
    Me: you didnt.

:)

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