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RoseGold
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October 11, 2015 5:04am UTC

Please don't say you love me
Cause I'm not going to say it back

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CityOfConspiracy
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September 30, 2013 1:33am UTC

GUYS IM SICK. :C

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smilesanyways
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December 14, 2013 7:41pm UTC

I have nothing figures out...

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Dishonored*
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December 22, 2013 5:05am UTC

Having cramps so bad you throw-up
and start sobbing in the bathroom.
justgirlythings

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HelloSmileyFace
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May 14, 2013 7:44pm UTC

today just isn't my day....... >.< ..... Saw Damion's new girlfriend (that looks like a total lesb/ian).... and saw .. him.... </3 Haven't seen him in three months.... It still hurts... deeply. It's been 13 months for him and his girlfriend.... </3 i don't think i will ever get him back.....

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xxloveyabooxx
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October 13, 2013 10:21am UTC

hey dont worry girls
periods are just a way that god and mother nature thanks us
for not having a baby when were 14

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anj0llie
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June 7, 2013 3:02pm UTC

I never realized how much you meant to me
Until i saw you with someone else...

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Dishonored*
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March 18, 2013 12:08pm UTC

sister: you shouldn't be eating that..
me: if i eat healthy i gain weight, if i dont, i gain weight. might as well enjoy the trip to obesity with yummy food.
sister: you're already there...

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skull1111
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August 8, 2013 9:35am UTC

My mom wants me to get a shot, right now, at her work because she works at a hospital.... HELP!!!!!!!!!

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Gia2525
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September 10, 2013 9:01pm UTC

At lunch today, my friend got me to play basketball with her(witch I stuck at!). Now here is the knee slapper...
I saw the ball and wondered why it was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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RoseGold
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October 11, 2015 5:11am UTC

You ate my heart and you'll never think twice

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MyNameIsAwzome

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January 31, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I just put in my earphones and I had forgotten to turn the volume down.
Music just burst my ear drums at full blast.

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burning*
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June 23, 2013 3:43am UTC

I don't know what happened, but I was looking directly at a wall and still ran into it..

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RoseGold
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October 11, 2015 5:02am UTC

Pretending not to care is starting to get so much harder
...and so much more fun

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mtndewhm*
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April 4, 2014 9:04pm UTC

I just tried to take a drink of my coffee and it burnt my tongue and oww.

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MaxieTofu
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September 18, 2022 10:26pm UTC

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♡
I have never felt more alone.
♡
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pandagurlie
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March 24, 2013 12:45pm UTC

I just really want you all to know that when my brother tells me that I'm ugly, useless, annoying, braty, and fat and that I don't need to eat anymore. My parents or anyone else shouldn't be surprised when I don't eat. So thanks, Rick for making my stomach capacity shrink.

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jessylynn143
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March 25, 2013 1:53pm UTC

I just pierced my own cartalige. I DO NOT advise anyone else to do it. I want to cry :'(

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Elementpurple13*
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December 11, 2013 12:07pm UTC

guy: im sorry
Me: dont worry about it.
guy: i didnt want to hurt your feelings....
tears well up.
Me: you didnt.

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Zonnique Jailee Pullins*
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 2:41pm UTC

I just got eyelash glue in my eye.... Owwww

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