Best Never Quotes This Month

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:17pm UTC

How to murder someone:
tell them you love them
and never
talk to them again...

👍 this is good · read the comments · 386 points

jimmy365
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 11:21pm UTC

am i the only one whose never seen a pizza delivery girl
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

👍 this is good · read the comments · 344 points

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Never trust anyone who
puts noses on their smiley faces

👍 this is good · read the comments · 324 points

kristabff
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Should I start going outside more
or do you think that would throw off the balance of the universe

👍 this is good · read the comments · 238 points

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 7:07pm UTC

I never run with scissors.
Those last two words were unnecessary.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 225 points

Jahyvie
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:34pm UTC

So we grew up believing that no one would ever
_____________________
FALL IN LOVE
_____________________
with us
To This Day - Poem by Shane Koyczan

👍 this is good · read the comments · 210 points

Eli22b
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:08pm UTC

One time I tried socializing,
never again.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 183 points

Jillianxxx
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 3:25pm UTC

I have NEVER actually seen a yellow duck..

👍 this is good · read the comments · 203 points

happiest*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 2:39pm UTC

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

👍 this is good · read the comments · 182 points

happiest*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:33pm UTC

*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 169 points

x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:02pm UTC

So here's how it all started;
In a ninth grade english class.... you were just some cute kid across the room.
We started sitting together, and after a week, it was clear; I kinda liked you.
I got to know you, you were nice, you were funny, you weren't like anyone else.
Turns out, you had just as much of a bad past as I do, we both wear fake smiles. We talked every day, and we became something.... but that something faded.
Tenth grade, our friends were friends, but we weren't. I guess we both moved on..
You were talking to some girl, and I was dating the biggest mistake of my life.
I remember staying up talking to you occasionally, you were always there for me.
Even after all this time, I trusted you with everything. I didn't exactly know why.
Sometimes when we'd talk, I'd think about how it used to be; I still liked you.
I kept my distance, not ready to fall, too scared to get hurt again.
Present day eleventh grade, we're together and I've never been happier.
Now its butterflies, goofy pictures, cuddling, holding hands, staying out past
curfew, and falling asleep on the phone because no one wants to hang up.
Looking back, if you were to tell me we'd end up together, I'd never believe it,
even though our friends "knew it" but I'm beyond happy that we did.
It just goes to show,
You never know what could happen

👍 this is good · read the comments · 128 points

MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 2:15pm UTC

NEVER
use someone's
insecurities
against them

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 123 points

flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Whenever I like a guy
There are always so many other girls who like him
I feel like it's a competition
And I always lose

👍 this is good · read the comments · 115 points

happiest*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 4:20pm UTC

me: *writes background of story*
me: *does character development sheets*
me: *makes characters on various online dressup games*
me: *never actually writes*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 119 points

nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 9:35pm UTC

READ THIS.
One cut two three cut four.
No ones knocking at your bedroom door.
Five cut six cut seven.
The clock strikes eleven
Eight cuts nine ten to eleven
Will your decision take you to heaven?
twelve cuts thirteen.
That’s all you were. A teen. To two amazing parents that do care about you. They just don’t know what to do or how to help. They just don’t know that your ill.
Fourteen fifteen time to be killed.
Take that knife take those pills.
Its fine isn’t it? This is what you want right? You drop to the floor, your neck don’t break? Your struggling to breathe. Or to stop the bleeding. You suddenly want to live right? You have your note to your left. Sitting on your desk. Your brother and your sister. Your parents flash into your mind. You can’t leave them. They need you right? Too late. You take your final breath. Your eyes close. You stop moving. Your gone. There is no going back. Morning comes. You have school this morning. The last day of the school year. You almost survived the year of beatings and name callings. Of sitting alone in the bathroom with your lunch. Of silence, a year of silence. You didn’t ever talk to ANYONE. You almost survived it. Almost. You lie on the cold floor as your mother comes in to wake you. Shes astounded by the sight. Could you blame her? Her child’s gone. Her baby. Taken from her. Why? She don’t know. Her eyes fill with tears and they fall from her. She collapses to the floor and pulls your cold corpse to her. She can’t believe it. She doesn’t want to. She shouts for your father. He comes running in to see you in your mothers arms. Not breathing, not moving, nothing. All he sees is his princess or his number one son’s body. Lifeless. Your siblings don’t know whats going on! Too young to understand. All they know is your gone. And your not coming back. Your mother stops crying and calls the school. Tells them everything. They say there apologies and they tell your teachers. They break it to the school. They can’t believe it. They all have one memory when they hurt you some how some way. Now they regret it. Those friends that left you? That turned against you? They are crying now. Everyone is. They all are crying. No one knows. No one has read your suicide note. Its been forgotten, lost thrown somewhere. No one wants to know why your gone.
Suicide? I know its on your mind. I know you want to do die. Being bullied, or hurt in anyway, its not fun. But hang on, things can change, for the better or for the worse. But I know you got this. You got to hang on and you will be fine. Message me, ask me. Talk to me I can help you! I’ve been through A LOT! From such a young age. Please, if you are looking for a sign not to kill your self, this is it. Take it, embrace it, talk to me. I’m looking for a sign too. Tell me all your feelings, tell me anything you want to say. Looking for a friend? Here I am. Looking for someone to tell your day about, how much you hurt to let things out? Here I am. I care. Please talk to me. I’m always glad to talk.
some of this is mine, but i got some parts on tumblr :)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 124 points