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1. bella is a penguin *
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   May 12, 2013 3:41am UTC
   Person 1: I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS
   Person 2: I HATE PEOPLE
   Person 1: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
   Person 2: BECAUSE WE HATE F.UCKING PEOPLE
   Person 1: BUT F.UCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
   Person 2: WELL I WOULDNT KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVENT F.UCKED ANYONE
   tumblr
   
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2. bella is a penguin *
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   April 22, 2013 2:51am UTC
   There's no 'i' in team.
   And there's also no share in food.
   BravoSierra's format. maybe nmq?
   
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3. bella is a penguin *
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   April 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC
   'I hate Nutella.'
   Said no one, ever.
   
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4. bella is a penguin *
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   February 16, 2013 6:51pm UTC
   *gets 3rd degree burns from bottom of laptop*
   
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5. bella is a penguin *
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   February 16, 2013 4:08am UTC
   You're giving me a heart attack looking like you do.
   
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6. bella is a penguin *
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   February 16, 2013 4:00am UTC
   Never thought it hurt so bad getting over you.
   
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7. bella is a penguin *
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   February 16, 2013 3:57am UTC
   You were mine and we never said goodbye.
   
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8. bella is a penguin *
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   February 16, 2013 3:54am UTC
   I wanna roll back like pressing rewind.
   
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9. bella is a penguin *
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   February 16, 2013 12:02am UTC
   I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.
   
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10. bella is a penguin *
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    February 15, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    Again we take the same road two days in the same clothes.
    
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11. bella is a penguin *
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    February 15, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    i got my ticket for the long way round. two bottles if whiskey for the way.
    
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12. bella is a penguin *
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    February 15, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    now and then i think of all the times you screwed me over. but i kept believing it was always something that i'd done.
    
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13. bella is a penguin *
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    February 15, 2013 3:30am UTC
    i wanna find some new youtubers so tell me some youtube usernames so i can find them. :)
    
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14. bella is a penguin *
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    February 14, 2013 5:32am UTC
    now you're just somebody that i used to know.
    
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15. bella is a penguin *
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    February 13, 2013 4:28am UTC
    interviewer: whats the meanest thing youe ever done?
    liam: i didnt say bless you when someone sneezed.
    
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16. bella is a penguin *
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    February 12, 2013 6:48am UTC
    he drives to school every morning while i walk alone in the rain.
    
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17. bella is a penguin *
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    February 10, 2013 6:35am UTC
    😄😃😀😊😉😍😘😚😗😙😜😝😛😳😁😔😌
    
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18. bella is a penguin *
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    February 10, 2013 1:07am UTC
    🍕🍫🍦🍔🍟🍗
    
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19. bella is a penguin *
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    February 9, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    🎤🎧🎼🎵🎶🎹
    
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20. bella is a penguin *
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    February 9, 2013 5:36am UTC
    🍔🍟🍗🍖🍕🍦🍩🍫🍪🍰🍧🍨🍭🍬
    
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