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  1. mj25 mj25
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    Our love:
    In ten weeks you shaped it.
    In one night you murdered it.

  2. Patd33 Patd33
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    If I were to accidentally shoot someone, is it still considered murder?

  3. Limited_Edition Limited_Edition
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    rip out my headphones and i'll rip out your lungs :)

  4. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    My Fortune Cookie: Three can keep a secret if you get rid of two...

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

  6. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    if murder was legal for one night would you actually kill someone?

  7. ledukester ledukester
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Syotos
    Chapter one
    "Steve. Yo, Stevey, wake up dude." I heard a voice said as I woke up. My eyes had to adjust for the unwelcomed sun shining brightly throught the windows. When I looked up to put a face to the previously disembodied voice, I saw it was Mike. I had known him since 2nd grade, all the way till now at the age of 38.
    "Dude, Steve, get ahold of yourself," he said in his thick british accent. "It's been 7 years. You've got to get over it man. Get out, get a job, do something."
    As soon as he said 7 years, it gave me a flashback.
    "Daddy, daddy, you're home!" my little girl Emilie said, running up to me with a big hug to follow. I picked her up and hugged her properly. While still carrying Emilie, I went up to my wife and kissed her. I had just gotten back from a recent deployment to some sh.thole in the middle-east. I was glad to be home. Then, two weeks later, I came home from getting groceries for my then pregnant wife. When I arrived, there was a thick web of yellow crime scene tape surrounding my house. A police officer came up to me and asked,
    "Who are you sir?"
    "Steve. Steve Whitticker. I live here. Whats going on?" i asked, fearing the worst. a lump slid down my throat as i tried to hold myself together.
    "May I ask where you were, Steve?"
    "The gorcery store, you can even check my car. now where is my wife and kids?"
    "I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but.. your wife and daughter were killed."
    "Daughter and son," I croaked. "My wife was 6 weeks pregnant."
    And all of that brings me to where i am today. a man, so distraught by his own wife and kids' deaths, that still, seven years later he cant even stop crying himself to sleep at night. A man who was once a highly respected military officer is now the bum who sits in his empty house and gets drunk before 10 am every day. To hide the pain, the emotions, all of the feelings broiling inside, the hate, the sorrow, everything.
    The thoughts and emotions were compounded by the fact that the killer was never truly found. With no fingerprints, bullets, or many wittnesses, the cops couldn't do much. Only one man was brought into court but was sooon deemed to be innocent by new information. everyone seemed to have an alibi.
    "STEVE! SNAP OUT OF IT!" Mike yelled. I had drifted of into a haze consisting of flashbacks, thoughts, and emotions. I often did this. I was taken to a counselour and even that didn't seem to do anything for it. I would still drift off with no warning and would have to be woken out of it.
    "Sorry Mike. Drifted off."
    "Yeah, I know. God man, I hate seeing you like this. What do you say man, lets go out today. And NO booze, either."
    "fine, nothing could make this worse," I griped and got up to clean myself up, something i hadnt done in a while.

  8. chasingsunshine chasingsunshine
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    wait what do you mean when you play murder in the dark you aren't actually supposed to murder people

  9. AudreyRosewell AudreyRosewell
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    If I'm ever arrested for a murder
    I'm getting a death sentence
    even if I didn't do it
    because I'm alone so much
    I wouldn't have any alibi

  10. dinosaur_rawr dinosaur_rawr
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 8:21am UTC
    I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.

  11. Tara_unicorn Tara_unicorn
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 12:19am UTC
    How to murder someone:
    Tell them
    you love them
    and never
    talk to them
    again.
    nmq

  12. okay* okay*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    So in my English class this boy was all like, "ugh, I hate the quiet kids." & then this REALLY REALLY REALLY quiet kid just stood up and said "WELL NO BODY PLANS A MURDER OUT LOUD DO THEY???!!!!?!?"

  13. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    Me: I'm so freaking excited for the 50th anniversary! 75 minutes of Rose!
    Friend: Unless Moffat kills her off...
    Me: SHUTUP NO THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE MOFFAT WILL NOT KILL ROSE OR WE WILL MURDER HIM.

  14. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    I saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849
    and I was like wtf I could get a real skeleton for free but then I remembered murder is illegal.

  15. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:24am UTC
    No, officer,
    It wasn't a murder, it was a life hack.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 12:33am UTC
    i hate it when people shït on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the f×ck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.

  17. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 9:03am UTC
    I'm confused.
    Those who are mentally ill,
    Aren't punished for murder.
    But surely everyone who murders are mentally ill in someway.. no?

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f-cking murder them

  19. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    Every girl is capable of murder, if
    |||||you hurt her.|||||
    >>>>>Don't push me any further, any further.
    You're not the only one walkin' 'round with a loaded gun.
    This little girl is capable of murder. '
    |||||Cause you hurt her.|||||

  20. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    periods help you
    learn how to get blood off of things
    which is probably why you hear more
    stories of men caught with murder

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