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dreamer*

Status: I'm on tumblr 24/7 yo

Member Since: 20 Aug 2012 05:42am

Last Seen: 19 Dec 2015 06:21pm

Birthday: January 17

Location: 4th Ward

Gender: F

user id: 326175

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"Life is short,don't waste time worrying about what people think of you.Hold on to the ones that care,in the end they will be the only ones there"
                                                         Ask.fm  
                                                    
 

  1. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:08am EST
    website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
    me: haha lol yeah sure I am *clicks*
    me:
    me: wait I'm 20 years old

  2. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 8:34am EST
    Me: oh that's cute!
    Me: *checks price tag*
    Me: no it's not.

  3. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:17am EST
    jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
    mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

  4. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 3:12pm EST
    Are you staring at me because you’re checking me out
    or are you staring at me because I’m ugly?

  5. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 3:17pm EST
    Friend: go ask
    Me: no you go ask
    Friend: no you
    Me: fine,can I have ketchup?

  6. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 6:21am EST
    Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

  7. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:40am EST
    I hate it when a student asks a legit question
    because they're confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot.
    Like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions.

  8. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 3:25pm EST
    mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
    me: *swallows laptop*
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me: what computer?

  9. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 9:22am EST
    What if we all looked the way we wanted?
    Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about
    money washed away.Your love life is exactly the
    way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier?
    Or would we just find new things to hate?

  10. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 1:55pm EST
    Do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people
    for no reason like because they’re standing around in the
    kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or
    they move something you set down somewhere else or they
    forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid
    little thing but it makes you so mad.

  11. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:11pm EST
    me: oh I look nice in this picture!
    me: I'm gonna use it as profile picture on all my social network accounts for the next 54 years.

  12. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:04pm EST
    me: *takes 50 selfies*
    me: *deletes 49*
    me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
    me: *deletes that too*

  13. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 10:11am EST
    Do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then
    5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and you just lay on the floor.

  14. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:30am EST
    parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted.
    me: fine..can I go out?
    parents: no

  15. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 9:40am EST
    me:I have waited 50 years for this.
    mom:You're 17.
    me:I have waited 50 years for this.

  16. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 8:34am EST
    mom: how are your grades this semester?
    me: mother what's important is that we have our health.

  17. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 10:23am EST
    You wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs,
    full of excitement.Somebody is stealing all of your christmas
    presents.It is jesus. “It's my birthday, not yours” he hisses
    menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.

  18. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 10:03am EDT
    Sometimes you just need someone to tell you
    you're not as terrible as you think you are.

  19. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:02am EDT
    me on my wedding day: You still like me right?

  20. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:47am EDT
    me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi
    me at the mountains: Is there wi-fi
    me at the beach: Is there wi-fi
    me at family parties: Is there wi-fi
    me at school: Is there wi-fi
    me in hell: Is there wi-fi

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