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Jillian Marie*

1. Jillian Marie*
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2015 5:30pm UTC
   Rule Number One:
   Never fall in love with a straight girl.
   
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2. Jillian Marie*
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   June 19, 2014 7:46pm UTC
   ѕoмeone once тold мe тнaт wнen yoυ're ιn a relaтιonѕнιp, yoυ never wanт тo вe тнe one wнo loveѕ тнe oтнer мore. ι alwayѕ тнoυgнт тнaт waѕ ѕтrange, υnтιl ι realιzed ғor мyѕelғ. υnтι ι cυт мy legѕ ѕo тнaт вlood ran down тo мy ĸneeѕ вecaυѕe ι leт мy нearт вe вroĸen вy yoυ.
   
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3. Jillian Marie*
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   June 19, 2014 6:54pm UTC
   I hope you know that your name is carved into my leg...
   
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4. Jillian Marie*
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   June 11, 2014 1:07pm UTC
   Everything is changed now...
   You're so happy and I'm the one trying to move on.
   
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5. Jillian Marie*
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   March 31, 2014 4:33pm UTC
   math teacher: okay so today we're going to learn about the exponent rules.
   class: *blank stares*
   math teacher: if you don't learn them you're going to fail the quiz. Then ...*Gandalf voice* YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
   
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6. Jillian Marie*
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   March 28, 2014 5:15pm UTC
   Hey baby are you a scale?
   Because I C major potential in us getting together.
   
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7. Jillian Marie*
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   March 27, 2014 3:05pm UTC
   I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.
   
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8. Jillian Marie*
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   March 24, 2014 6:20pm UTC
   Augustus: okay?
   Hazel: okay.
   Me: *sobs* NO IT'S NOT "OKAY" IN WHAT DIMENSION IS THIS OKAY STOP GIVING ME FEELS, OKAY?
   
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9. Jillian Marie*
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   March 24, 2014 6:12pm UTC
   I think I'm going mad.
   
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10. Jillian Marie*
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    March 20, 2014 2:29pm UTC
    So you guys.
    In the beginning of Frozen, it shows Eugene and Rapunzel going to Elsa's coronation.
    What if they're there because the King and Queen of Arendelle were going to visit them
    before they died and now they feel bad and are coming to the coronation as Consolation?
    And not only this, but...
    The kingdom of Arendelle is in Norway
    The kingdom of Corona (where Tangled takes place) is in Germany.
    The Little Mermaid takes place off the coast of Denmark, in between the two.
    WHAT IF THE SHIPWRECK ARIEL EXPLORES IS THE WRECKED SHIP OF THE KING AND QUEEN OF ARENDELLE.
    holy ship.
    
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11. Jillian Marie*
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    March 19, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    Welcome to the inner workings of my mind
    So dark and foul I can't disguise
    Nights like this I become afraid
    Of the darkness in my heart
    Hurricane
    
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12. Jillian Marie*
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    March 19, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    I still think of you
    and all the s.hit you put me through
    
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13. Jillian Marie*
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    March 19, 2014 3:09pm UTC
    me: *attempts to join conversation*
    everyone else: ew ohmygod you're so annoying
    me: *doesn't talk to anyone*
    everyone else: why are you so quiet Jillian?
    
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14. Jillian Marie*
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    March 18, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    Hi I'm Jillian. I like girls.
    I eat way more than I should, and I'm not exactly a supermodel.
    Most of the time, I wear my hair in a messy bun because it's too gross to do anything else with.
    I look like a clown when I try to do my makeup.
    I have ugly red scars on my legs.
    I'm really annoying and once I get to know you, I talk too much.
    I obsess over everything.
    If you don't know me, I'm just that quiet girl in the back of class.
    I have the awkwardest sense of humor in the world.
    I'm lazy and stubborn as anything.
    If you can't handle my imperfections, just don't bother.
    
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15. Jillian Marie*
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    March 14, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    so today at my lunch table, some kids were doing drugs
    and I just kind of sat there awkwardly because I've honestly
    never been around anyone doing drugs because I'm a
    socially awkward white girl and yeah .-.
    
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16. Jillian Marie*
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    March 13, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    I love how people are like, "omfg, so you're, like, a full lesbian?"
    actually, yeah I am.
    at first, I was only a level one lesbian.
    but I got enough experience points to become a full lesbian.
    so now I have magical rainbow powers and secret wings that I can use to defeat non-lesbians.
    suck that.
    
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17. Jillian Marie*
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    March 11, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    Soo I have an idea c: and I hope I can get it to go around Witty.
    Pick one user, any user.
    And give them a compliment, but in a quote.
    It will start with me [: And once you're done add your name to the bottom.
    nevergrowup89
    Holly I don't even know where to start with you. So I'm going to try to sum it up as best as I can: you have
    a beautiful face and an even more beautiful personality. You've helped me through a lot and I love you
    for that. P.S. You are NOT fat.
    ________________________________________________________________________
    Butterbear
    dance818
    rajsonkar
    LittleMissSarcastic
    KayleighJean♥
    lesbianbandgeek
    
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18. Jillian Marie*
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    March 11, 2014 6:09am UTC
    I have nothing to hold on to anymore.
    
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19. Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:07am UTC
    I have nothing to hold on to anymore.
    
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20. Jillian Marie*
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    March 9, 2014 9:04pm UTC
    it would be so easy just to end it right now
    
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