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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2016 8:33pm UTC
    YOU ALL HAVE GUNS, BUT YOU NEVER PUT THE SAFETY ON.
    Format © dontsellyourself

  2. willersmit* willersmit*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 1:09pm UTC
    Murder is like potato chips. You can't stop at just one.

  3. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2015 12:22pm UTC
    "You're so quiet..."
    "Most people planning a murder are pretty quiet..."

  4. pangerit pangerit
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    Her veins like winter frost
    are so visible through her pale, white skin
    And like a vampire her kisses taste
    of frost
    I am unclear as to whether
    her love is of
    the same nature
    She’s a cold-hearted killer
    and I’m just losing blood.

  5. rach* rach*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 2:47am UTC
    "In Long Island, they choked that poor man to death. In Missouri, Mike Brown caught one in the head. Couple days later, they shot another [guy] 9 times and had the audacity to cuff him, after he was dead. All that blood spilled, all them tears shed, all these young, unfinished lives ended. If I [commit] murder I'll get 25 to life but if a cop commit[s] murder, he only get[s] suspended? F*ck your uniform, f*ck your badge, f*ck your weapon, [you're] supposed to protect us, instead you want us to fear you, and practice on us; all those lethal tactics that they teach you. Stop abusing your power, me and you are equal. You bleed? I bleed too. You eat sh*t? I eat [it] too. You [have] a family waiting for you [at] home, right? [Man], me too. You havin' a bad day? Yeah me too. When I'm havin' a bad day I don't get to walk around and shoot people. Kids used to wanna be you, now they wanna beat you. You used to be their hero, now their hero turned evil. Start defending the law, and stop defending your ego. Sh*t, they'll probably kill me if I ever release this video. And if so, Mister Officer just pray that the lord forgives you, forgives you for r*ping that teacher uptown by Inwood, and forgives you for shooting that kid that opened his door, with a WII remote in his hand, that you f*cking thought was a pistol."

  6. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 10:05pm UTC
    "Stars, hide your fires;
    Let not light see my black and deep desires.
    The eye wink at the hand,
    yet let that be Which the eye fears,
    when it is done, to see. "
    -Macbeth

  7. Mxlli Mxlli
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 11:01am UTC
    Have you ever
    LOOKED
    At someone and thought
    "Yep. You have a person locked in your basement."

  8. macdaddy118 macdaddy118
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 3:36am UTC
    You are under arrest
    for the killing
    of an innocent vibe

  9. Mariah_is_death* Mariah_is_death*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 3:43pm UTC
    IF I HAD IT MY WAY
    I'D SLIT YOUR THROAT
    WITH THE KNIFE YOU LEFT
    IN MY BACK

  10. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    what's it called when you murder your friend?homiecide.

  11. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    conversation between 3 people in my math class:
    person 1: you're so ugly, you look like that thing from The Hobbit that always says "my precious"
    person 2: oh, you mean Dobby!
    person 3: yeah, you're right it is Dobby.
    person 1: no you guys, Dobby is from Harry Potter.
    person 2: ew. I hate Harry Potter.
    me: *mentally selects murder weapon*

  12. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 1:41am UTC
    The Murderer's Journal
    Prologue
    "The man cowered in the shabby, little corner of the small, dark room even though The Figure had undone his shackle for his death. He was begging with the towering figure above him. 'Please don't kill me! What have I done to get here? I promise if you let me go, I wont report this!' But his pleas fell on deaf ears, he was no longer of use to The Figure. Just a waste of space. As the figure raised a jagged dagger he had carved from the bone of his first victim, he spoke for the first time in a deep, rumbling voice that sent tremors throughout the man's body. 'And those who read the book, were never found quite where you left them... In fact they were never found at all.' The man's shrieks pierced the air as the figure brought the dagger down into the man's body again and again. The Figure wiped his blood caked dagger and shut the door to the dingy room, leaving the now dead man to rot in neglect."
    Evelyn closed her eyes for a second, as if the story telling had made her exhausted. "Alright well that's enough scary stories for one night Timmy." She said as she strolled over and slid the book into the shelf.
    "Goodnight ma." Timmy murmered, his eyes drooping. Evelyn started walking out. "Mum?"
    She turned back, "Yes?"
    "I love you."
    "I love you too."
    Hi Lovey's. I thought I would try write a book and see how it turns out! As most books it starts out slow but it gets better I promise :*
    I'm not sure if this book is going to be popular but if you could let me know what you think that would be fab! I'll try & post every week unless it doesn't seem all that popular with the crowd, so yeahh :)
    Daizee xxx

  13. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 2:50am UTC
    Write Something A Stranger Would Hang on Their Wall
    *my adress*

  14. fluffypinnapple fluffypinnapple
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 4:46am UTC
    Society
    Killed
    the Teenager

  15. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 8:16am UTC
    Don't judge me for being quiet.
    No one plans a murder out loud

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    I deserve to go to Hell
    Don't say that. Nobody deserves that.
    What about murderers?
    Okay well I guess
    And rapists?
    Well I suppose-
    And terrorists?
    I mean, if you put it that way
    And-
    SHUT UP! THE POINT IS THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE

  17. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    So today this girl tripped me on the bus.
    Time for some b**ches to die...

  18. dunklekid86 dunklekid86
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 2:19am UTC
    Don't you love it when
    your closest friend ask you
    to help them...
    commit murder?

  19. dunklekid86 dunklekid86
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 2:16am UTC
    Don't you love it when
    your closest friend ask you
    to help them...
    commit murder?

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    judge: did u kill these ppl
    me: ya
    judge: why
    me: for the lulz xD
    judge: xD
    everyone in the court: xD
    my mom: xD

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