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The Ukrainian Chick*

Status: tvd is slowly killing me

Member Since: 26 Aug 2013 03:16pm

Last Seen: 23 Jul 2014 08:36am

Birthday: September 2

Location: ontarioooo

Gender: F

user id: 370055

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Hello! Thank you for stumbling across my page! Please do follow me if you like my quotes or whatver, uhm and my profile picture is me, i'm not going to say my age so uhm guess and I have such a different look at life but its whatver. Anyways, i'm Polish, Ukrainian and Russian, I can speak all of them haha but I live in Ontario so uh yeah!

 

1. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2013 7:00pm UTC
   I wish suicide was possible without hurting the 0.2 people that might care about you
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
2. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2013 6:55pm UTC
   people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
   
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3. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2013 6:50pm UTC
   got honey on my cut,
   call it honey boo-boo
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 34 points
4. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC
   i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
   
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5. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 2:32pm UTC
   Poking holes in your parents condoms
   so theres someone else to do the dishes.
   
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6. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2013 8:23pm UTC
   today at i saw a wifi network called
   “Scott’s iPhone” so i tried logging into
   it with the password “scottiscool” and it worked
   
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7. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2013 6:50pm UTC
   you know youre on your period
   when you begin crying when your laptop shuts down.
   nmf
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 17 points
8. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2013 6:22pm UTC
   Today, I had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up; I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken, and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won...
   
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9. The Ukrainian Chick*
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2013 3:39pm UTC
   do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus
   and then you are too lazy to focus them
   back in and just stare at nothing for a while
   .
   
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10. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    youre upstairs late at night and you hear your
    mom calling you from the kitchen. You get up
    but while youre on your way down stairs you
    hear your mom from upstairs saying "dont go
    down, i heard it too." Who do you believe?
    
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11. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    when you wear
    maxi pads and it feels like ur wearing a diaper
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 83 points
12. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on
    literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy
    now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even
    think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 80 points
13. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Weather Forecast?
    100% c h a n c e o f t e a r s.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 17 points
14. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    We Buy Things We
    dont want
    With Money We
    dont have
    To Impress People We
    dont like
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
15. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 11:35am UTC
    *points to ur lap* is this seat taken
    
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16. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:04am UTC
    I think about you 25/8
    
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17. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Come On Skinny Love
    JUST LAST THE YEAR ♥ .
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points
18. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    Its going to be in the ninties tomorrow
    .. its almost fall and I live in Canada.
    
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19. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:40pm UTC
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    So this one bully actually
    asked a nerd for his lunch
    money and the nerd replied with
    "Sorry, I must have left it on your moms dresser."
    my quote yo but nmf
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20. The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    comment a food and i wont eat it for the rest of september.
    *cant be a healthy food*
    
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